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teedubbya Offline
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Let me be the first to blame the salt.
frankj1 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Let me be the first to blame the salt.

Kosher salt?
Mithrandir Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Let me be the first to blame the salt.


Takes on a personality of it's own when used in recipiesHerfing
bs_kwaj Offline
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So, KKK dumbazz killed a couple of Christians?

teedubbya Offline
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Jews.

Word on the street is he regularly got flu shots.
scompay Offline
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Dumb hicks probably did not know- Jesus was a Jew, a rabbi.
gryphonms Offline
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TW it was much worse than salt, I heard it was salt and caffeine.

Seems like this is an everyday happening. I think we are becoming jaded and the scum doing this is always getting their fifteen minutes of fame.

I know it will never happen, but I think these events should never make the national news.
scompay Offline
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Its reminiscent of the time the hicks confused the sikhs for arabs and shot up an entire temple.
I dont think its malice- just a dumb hick mistake.
gryphonms Offline
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S, I can't imagine this many people are that stupid. I certainly can see that on an individual event basis, but looking at this over many events no.
scompay Offline
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gryphonms wrote:
S, I can't imagine this many people are that stupid. I certainly can see that on an individual event basis, but looking at this over many events no.


Yes you are right, its too simplistic of me to blame it on mere ignorance.
One thing is for sure, we are seeing the results of hatred and vitriol that is instilled upon them by puppet masters.
gryphonms Offline
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It becomes stranger every day. And yes hatred and vitriol seem to be some of the primary stressers. I often wonder if this is part of a destabilizing agenda. I know I am talking conspiracy theory in this regard, but the possibility of the New World Order seems very plausible to me.
scompay Offline
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gryphonms wrote:
It becomes stranger every day. And yes hatred and vitriol seem to be some of the primary stressers. I often wonder if this is part of a destabilizing agenda. I know I am talking conspiracy theory in this regard, but the possibility of the New World Order seems very plausible to me.


History and logic prove your theory absolutely plausible.
I am amazed at how easily so many have been manipulated.

It historically has been part of some destabilizing agenda, that we only found out years later. If only the dead could speak, they would tell us, no the 42 virgins are not up there.
teedubbya Offline
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It could be just the devil pitting all religions against each other. That and salt and flu shots.
bloody spaniard Offline
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I think that a one world religion mixer with vaccines at the door, flowing with homemade GMO brew would smooth over hard feelings & fix the world's ills.Beer

sd72 Offline
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Who picks the one religion?

And here we go again.
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I think that a one world religion mixer with vaccines at the door, flowing with homemade GMO brew would smooth over hard feelings & fix the world's ills.Beer




And a side of Bacon....to goooooo!Whistle
scompay Offline
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Jesus was a Jew, so this was not one religion against another.

As Gryph alluded to- the only way for the NFL/ WWF franchise to make money is to make one team play against another, in a 'madeup' battle.
bloody spaniard Offline
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LOL@bacon- disguise it as imitation crab

sd72 wrote:
Who picks the one religion?
And here we go again.

Easy, we worship Baal and dance with pineapples up our ample asses calling each other "my nig". A couple of guys here swear by this transcendental movement!
sd72 Offline
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Whole pineapples?
gryphonms Offline
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Ouch!
bloody spaniard Offline
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sd72 wrote:
Whole pineapples?

Great and munificent Baal understands that not everyone has cbid- sized horndog apertures. Inmensos will do in a pinch.
Praised be Baal.
scompay Offline
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Is this the cult where they believe fisting is fencing without swords.
bloody spaniard Offline
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Oh ye of little falafel.
You join hands, form a circle around photos of girls, suck in your guts, and chant what you would do to them.
THAT is the Baal way... along with spiny, uncooperative fruit.
scompay Offline
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A faith where your buddies chime in to assist in stroking your fantasies and vehemently against anything homosexual.
sd72 Offline
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Could I just use, say, grapes maybe?
bloody spaniard Offline
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scompay wrote:
A faith where your buddies chime in to assist in stroking your fantasies and vehemently against anything homosexual.

Baal does not judge circle jerk switch hitters who post like Ricardo Montalbans.
Their money is just as green as the ivyed towers of mythical Shambulloo.
Praise Baal! Pray
bloody spaniard Offline
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sd72 wrote:
Could I just use, say, grapes maybe?

What a man does with his grapes (aka cumquats) is his business.

I must rest.

Being a priest for Baal is taxing.
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bloody spaniard wrote:

Being a priest for Baal is taxing.


But as a religious organization, I'd think you'd get tax breaks.
sd72 Offline
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Does Ba'al run a 529 non profit?
victor809 Offline
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sd72 wrote:
Does Ba'al run a 529 non profit?


I think Ba'al is smart enough to set up a 509c3, not a fake non-profit.
teedubbya Offline
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I alwYs knew blood worshiped balls.
bloody spaniard Offline
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Forgive him, merciful Baal. He is Baal-less
Only has yellow crayola.
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BRING BACK B'AAL!!!!
teedubbya Offline
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Buncha ball lovers
scompay Offline
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They already have stick lovers religion
gryphonms Offline
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If I have to pick just 1 there better be a fertility goddess somewhere.
scompay Offline
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I think that might be the difference: stick worshipers, worship eros; ball worshipers worship fertility?

I hope I am not the one turning the lights on in a circle jerk and ruining it.
sd72 Offline
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Lights on please, hate to waste the fruits of my labor. You know? Or miss.
billnyethescienceguy Offline
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so like there was this one time at bandcamp and i was all into this jewish broad and she wouldn;t have sex with me until i became a jewish priest, this seemed odd to me so i sucker punched her in the taint.

wheel,
sd72 Offline
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And now you're a jewish priest?
billnyethescienceguy Offline
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no, why?

wheel,
DrafterX Offline
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billnyethescienceguy wrote:
this seemed odd to me so i sucker punched her in the bulge.

wheel,



Think Think
billnyethescienceguy Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Think Think





do you know how to read? the taint is quite different.

wheel,
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