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Ferguson Gang Leader Admits “Eric Holder Paid Us To Start Riots”
jackconrad Offline
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Herfing Herfing Eric Holder’s career has survived a long list of scandals; The 2008 Black Panther debacle, overturning Arizona’s immigration laws and ‘Fast and Furious‘ immediately spring to mind. These, however, pale in comparison to the recent allegations against Holder, the likes of which could easily land the Attorney General behind bars.

Evidence has been uncovered showing Eric Holder contributed funds to Ferguson’s gang population as incentive to loot and spread civil unrest in the area. These angry, government-sponsored terrorists have systematically infiltrated peaceful protests with the intention of escalating the situation and inciting riots.


A local gang leader came forward last week after being arrested during a night of mass-looting. The unnamed criminal is using his information to bargain for a reduced sentence.

Allegedly, Holder’s goal behind pouring proverbial gasoline on an already volatile situation is to test militarized police response in a martial law scenario. It is also suspected that the riots have been started as the latest in diversions from the diabolical duo of Obama and Holder. This isn’t the first time they have created a media bait-and-switch to cover up any of their numerous crimes and blunders.

Officials have yet to publicly identify the damaging evidence submitted to them, and are still in the process of verifying the legitimacy of said items. Judge Rineheart of St. Louis is presiding over the case and has reviewed the materials. During a phone interview with National Report Judge Rineheart stated “The evidence I have seen is incredibly convincing.”

Holder is not yet officially charged with a crime, but it’s expected that a warrant could be issued for him within the coming days. Obama’s spokespeople have declined to comment.



Jane M. Agni is a professional journalist residing in the rain-soaked city of Portland, Oregon. She has written for such fine websites as Modern Woman Digest and Civic Tribune. Her book entitled "The States Of Shame: Living As A Liberated Womyn In America" appeared on Oprah's Book Club and quickly went bestseller shortly thereafter. She's currently at work on the follow up tentatively named "Sisters Of Shame: The Why In Womyn" . Jane M. Agni now writes full-time for National Report, giving her unique perspective on the latest world events.
Abrignac Offline
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Talk about stirring the pot.
Buckwheat Offline
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What evidence? Yeah, gang leaders and polititians always tell the truth and stuff.
frankj1 Offline
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wasn't Judge Rineheart the younger detective with Eddie Murphy in those Beverly Hills cops movies? And the 'close talker" on Seinfeld?






jk
clickbangdead Offline
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http://conservativehideout.com/2014/08/24/ferguson-breaking-news-ferguson-gang-leader-admits-us-attorney-general-paid-us-to-start-riots/

LOL, trolled, next they'll be quoting the Onion as legitimate news...
teedubbya Offline
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I nominate the op as dumbest post of the month.
ZRX1200 Offline
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I'll try harder
teedubbya Offline
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It's only one month you one all the other ones
gryphonms Offline
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Jack could have included the last word in the article.

" Satire"
CelticBomber Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
It's only one month you one all the other ones



d'oh!
teedubbya Offline
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Lol. In my defense I was using voice recognition.
DrafterX Offline
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That Bassard..!! Mad
dstieger Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
wasn't Judge Rineheart the younger detective with Eddie Murphy in those Beverly Hills cops movies? And the 'close talker" on Seinfeld?






jk


Don't forget his most important role: The pirate whose fantasy has burned Phoebe Cates image in all hetero males' brains
frankj1 Offline
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dstieger wrote:
Don't forget his most important role: The pirate with who's fantasy has burned Phoebe Cates image in all hetero males' brains

picture, please.
Buckwheat Offline
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clickbangdead wrote:
http://conservativehideout.com/2014/08/24/ferguson-breaking-news-ferguson-gang-leader-admits-us-attorney-general-paid-us-to-start-riots/

LOL, trolled, next they'll be quoting the Onion as legitimate news...



You mean to tell me that the Onion isn't legitimate news? WTF? WTF, I say? Beer
dstieger Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
picture, please.


I guess he missed one? Where were you in 1982????

" Jeez. Doesn't anyone f*cking knock any more? "
jackconrad Offline
#17 Posted:
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gryphonms wrote:
Jack could have included the last word in the article.

" Satire"

Not from the Onion.. But lets face it .. Everything in DC is a Joke now anyway..
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