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We Need To Talk About Those Christian Swingers Who Started A Spouse-Swapping WebsiteChristian Couple Who Spread Word Of God Through Swinger Sessions
By Brian Carey
September 28, 2014
This gives new meaning to “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
Dean and Cristy Parave are self-professed Christians who have started a swinging website, called Fitness Swingers. The inspiration for the site stemmed from a threesome that the couple enjoyed with one of Cristy’s friends.
That sex must have been heavenly.
They’re not only Christian swingers, though. As the name of the website implies they’re also into fitness, and they incorporate that into their business as well.
Sex, faith, and fitness in one hobby. There’s definitely a market for that.
But this isn’t just a hobby and a business to the Paraves. It’s also a ministry.
Yes. A ministry.
According to Parave, he doesn’t think that exchanging spouses conflicts with his Christian faith.
“So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin. I don’t want you to do that.’ Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can,” he told Barcroft.
Maybe God will “tell” him to stop via herpes simplex.
Apparently, the business involves swapping spouses and Bible verses.
“I’ll take the busty redhead that’s married to Nick for John 3:16, Jack.”
Surprisingly, Cristy said that she needed some convincing that the swinging lifestyle was moral. Since the whole effort started, though, she’s totally convinced it’s okay.
“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she said. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”
We think she might have misunderstood Psalm 16:11, which reads: “at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore.”
The Pareves have a daughter who helps them run the website. She says that the experience is totally “different.”
That’s an understatement.
