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Funny how no one's worried about Ebola now...
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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 6:56 PM EST
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Just a couple weeks ago everyone was telling me that Ebola infected ISIS terrorists were going to come streaming into the US unless we stopped all flights to New Zealand or something.... and I think we were supposed to be worried about Ebola infected immigrants and stuff too.

Now what could have possibly happened? Why have the news stories about all this suddenly stopped? Did Ebola get cured in Africa so quickly?
gryphonms Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 7:13 PM EST
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So your saying you care about Africans?
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 7:18 PM EST
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gryphonms wrote:
So your saying you care about Africans?


No, what I'm saying is I didn't care about africans before not caring about africans was cool.

I'm like the hipster of misanthropy.
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 8:05 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
No, what I'm saying is I didn't care about africans before not caring about africans was cool.

I'm like the hipster of misanthropy.

are you...Moliere?
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 8:24 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
are you...Moliere?

A cantankerous lover? Pshaw!

I'm more like Gogol.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 8:40 PM EST
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I think we gave Obama a few billion dollars to make it go away... amazing how that works.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 8:55 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I think we gave Obama a few billion dollars to make it go away... amazing how that works.. Mellow


Are you saying Obama fixed Ebola? Wow.
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:05 PM EST
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Obama and Ebola are both 5 letter words that begin with s vowel. They both end with a, and contain an o and a b. Ob s are negatively effected by Obama care. Ebola is killing doctors. Both are from Africa.

That's enough to convince me Obama is Ebola.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:06 PM EST
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that bassard..!! Mad
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:15 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Obama and Ebola are both 5 letter words that begin with s vowel. They both end with a, and contain an o and a b. Ob s are negatively effected by Obama care. Ebola is killing doctors. Both are from Africa.

That's enough to convince me Obama is Ebola.


You practically deserve your own fox show.
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:38 PM EST
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TW would be Fair & Balanced.... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:40 PM EST
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while you two clown around, the US deaths from E have doubled in just one day.
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:46 PM EST
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I'm not sure he counts as a US death.... Think
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:46 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
while you two clown around, the US deaths from E have doubled in just one day.


Nevermind... I haven't been keeping up on the news. :)
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 9:47 PM EST
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Ebola is the new...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpaPBCBjSVc
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Nov 17 2014, 10:05 PM EST
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love black keys, been listening to Blue all week. like it, but it all sounds almost the same.
jackconrad Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 1:03 AM EST
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danmdevries Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 5:51 AM EST
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I was never worried
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:57 AM EST
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But but but Obama is gonna kill all of us. He's the new Black Plague.
danmdevries Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 6:59 AM EST
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Ebama has Obola?
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Nov 18 2014, 7:27 AM EST
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On his areola only treatable with ricola from the eye a tolla of rock and rolla
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