Wunky wrote:Meh, "troops" work less, make a better living and have better retirement options than I do. They should be sending me cigars. I met a drunk "troop" at a bar about a month ago. He was going on and on about how everybody in the place should be "thankful to him" that he "risks his life every day" to "keep them free." The guy worked at a desk somewhere, hadn't been overseas in years. Most egocentric prick I'd ever met.
Just conform already you chitty noob, we have a way of doing things here and we're all a bunch of old farts who have no desire to change it.
Bottom line, we have to have an outlet for our smokes we don't want anymore so we can make room in our humidors for new smokes... because we are all addicted to buying cigars, and sending to the troops is our preference because they are out there fighting for US...
You have a home team right? Who do you root for, you root for the home team!
That's right, the troops are fighting for us, we can't go buy their jerseys and hats, but we can send them smokes and munchies and coffee and stuff to our home team, so do it and quit crying about it.
Stuff we send ain't going to the pencil pushers in Arkansas, they're going overseas to war zones.
So quit being an azzhole already and send the troops smokes.
Alright, did my CBID community service for the day, carry on.