If I had $5 for every time she's said "Steeeeve ... you don't NEED more cigars!!!" I'd be able to pay for about the next 4 or 5 months worth of shipments ... of course, I am quick to point out that (as some of you already know) that some of those cigars are for HER, but that doesn't help much ... I've begun asking every day when I get home "did I get more cigars today?" so that she'll see that there are a lot more days I don't get a shipment than days I do ... it doesn't really help too much, but ...
and as for Moreno and his "You people are too funny, in a scary and real sort of way" remark ... "YOU people" ... inasmuch as you're posting here, aren't you now one of the group?? ... which reminds me ... if you want to be an accepted member of the group, you should know that tradition here requires you to send a "welcome me to the group" cigar to EACH of us here ... don't send Lone Wolfs unless you want a bad rep ... send a cigar that will be indicative of who you are and what you want us to think of you each time we see your name, OK??? ... that way, when she says "Steeeeeve, you don't NEED more cigars, I can say, "well, this is one my new buddy Moreno sent ... it won't be on the credit card" ... (a BIG improvement in the moral at my place)