My wife say I suffer from Eryptile Disfunction, so I go to doctor. Doctor give me tests. Takes three week for tests. I go back to doctor. I say, “What wrong with me doctor?” Doctor, he say I have Hyperesthesia of the Whoopety Doop. I say I no hear of this disease ever. He say it is very well-known and many people suffer. I ask doctor, “What can I do doctor? Do I die?” He say, “You no die, I give you medicine.” I ask doctor, “How much do pill cost me?” He tel me only $1,000 a pill.” I ask doctor, “How many pille I nedd take?” He say I need only ten pill a day for rest of my life. I say I no can afford and then I ask him if insurance cover cost. He say no unless I am democrat and vote for Jimmy Carter. I say Jimmy Carter no run for President. He run for president long time ago and did bad job. Now he go around telling every person what to do. I no vote for him. Doctor tell me I must pay fiull cost unless I tell him I am illegal in countruy. I say I am illegal. He say prove it. I show him unemployment chech with my name and Medicase card. He say I am illegal. I get drug for nothing.
