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El Chapo to take out ISIS...
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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 1:44 PM EST
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Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzman has a lot of enemies: the Mexican government, the Drug Enforcement Administration, Donald Trump.

But now the world's most powerful drug trafficker is taking one what is arguably the world's most feared organization, ISIS.

Chapo's anger toward the radical jihadist group does not stem from some sense of altruism for the victims of the recent attacks in Paris or San Bernardino, but instead from concerns about his bottom line after ISIS destroyed several of his Sinaloa Cartel's drug shipments moving through the Middle East.

In a harshly worded email to ISIS, which was leaked by the website Cartel Blog, Guzmán sent a stark warning to ISIS leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi about messing with the cartel's business.

"You [ISIS] are not soldiers," Guzmán purportedly wrote. "You are nothing but lowly p**. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation."

Guzmán added: "My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them. It looks like it's on."

The Sinaloa Cartel is considered the world's largest drug trafficking organization, with operations running throughout the Americas, Europe, Africa, Australia and Asia. In the Middle East, the cartel has become a major provider of cocaine, ecstasy and other so-called party drugs to oil-rich princes and businessmen throughout the region.

Islamic State fighters, however, abhor the use of drugs and have systemically been destroying any cartel shipments they get their hands on.

Film at 11.... Think Think
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 2:07 PM EST
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I wonder which side we'll arm..?? Think Think
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:02 PM EST
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I thought drugs were funding some of their operations and at times fueling their fighters.
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:02 PM EST
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I thought drugs were funding some of their operations and at times fueling their fighters.
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:02 PM EST
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and stuff
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:12 PM EST
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But El Chapo said, "You [ISIS] are not soldiers, You are nothing but lowly p**. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation."

Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:15 PM EST
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WWPD?

What would Pootietang Do

and would he be shirtless while doing it?
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:16 PM EST
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El Chapo would prolly whoop Pootietang... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:23 PM EST
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OhMyGod poor poor vlad
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 3:48 PM EST
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all he can do now is take out ISIS first... otherwise he'll look silly.... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 4:06 PM EST
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He didn't mention a red line tho Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 4:09 PM EST
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It was a white line silly
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 4:14 PM EST
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*insert rimshot emoji here*
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 4:19 PM EST
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you and your rimming OCD....
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 4:30 PM EST
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I think the problem is there isn't a white line... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 4:31 PM EST
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more like a brown star?
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 4:33 PM EST
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I dunno about that.. I kinda doubt ISIS destroyed anything tho... I bet they used it or cut & sold it... or both.. Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 5:35 PM EST
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Starfish
zerohourhero Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 5:43 PM EST
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How bad of a bad guy do you need to be to have every major villain coming for you?

Im pretty sure this is the closest we're getting to a real life Suicide Squad.

Russia, The Crips, The Bloods, the Mafia, El Chapo....
gummy jones Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 5:47 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I wonder which side we'll arm..?? Think Think


i think we will arm the moderates (weed heads living in their parents basements)
tamapatom Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Dec 10 2015, 9:55 PM EST
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Great story......too bad it is a hoax.
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Dec 11 2015, 7:55 AM EST
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no way man... El Chapo's gonna win this war for us... Not talking
sd72 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Dec 11 2015, 8:04 AM EST
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Al hail the great el chapo.

Hail hail.
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Dec 11 2015, 8:08 AM EST
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And his cousin El Guapo... ThumpUp
sd72 Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Dec 11 2015, 8:17 AM EST
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The the meat cutter at Texas de Brazil?
watchurai Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Dec 11 2015, 8:19 AM EST
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No, the one with a Plethora of Pinatas. duuuh....
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Dec 11 2015, 8:26 AM EST
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Laugh
bgz Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Dec 13 2015, 8:17 PM EST
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Starfish Razz
gummy jones Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Dec 13 2015, 8:19 PM EST
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What are the odds they take out each other

Like rocky and apollo, only with guns

A Christmas miracle
Blitzburgh79 Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Dec 14 2015, 12:10 AM EST
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Brilliant ! ! ! !
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#31 Posted: Mon, Dec 14 2015, 12:24 AM EST
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*This story was updated on Dec. 11 to reflect that writer Steve Charnock says that the El Chapo vs. ISIS story was a hoax.*

A satirist told the Daily Mail online that a letter claiming that the world's most powerful drug trafficker was threatening to kill the head of ISIS was a hoax.

"My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them. It looks like it's on," the letter by Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán allegedly said.

But a writer named Steve Charnock claims he made up the story, which was first reported by the website Cartel Blog. The story was picked up by a number of national media outlets, including Fox News Latino.

“We just thought it would be funny,” he told the Daily News Friday. “But I guess we made some of the quotes just a little too real.”

TOO BAD TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
TMCTLT Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Dec 14 2015, 12:28 AM EST
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Blitzburgh79 wrote:
*This story was updated on Dec. 11 to reflect that writer Steve Charnock says that the El Chapo vs. ISIS story was a hoax.*

A satirist told the Daily Mail online that a letter claiming that the world's most powerful drug trafficker was threatening to kill the head of ISIS was a hoax.

"My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them. It looks like it's on," the letter by Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán allegedly said.

But a writer named Steve Charnock claims he made up the story, which was first reported by the website Cartel Blog. The story was picked up by a number of national media outlets, including Fox News Latino.

“We just thought it would be funny,” he told the Daily News Friday. “But I guess we made some of the quotes just a little too real.”

TOO BAD TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE




Agreed, as El Chapo wouldn't put any " rules of engagement " on his men....getting them killed unnecessarily so!!! Whistle


tailgater Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 2:42 PM EST
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You mean El Chapo didn't send a "harshly worded email to ISIS"??

Think how stupid that sounds.

El Chapo would definately Snapchat instead.
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 2:47 PM EST
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I'm pretty sure Snopes said this was true... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 3:15 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm pretty sure Snopes said this was true... Mellow

Fox News Latino did......don't know if they issued a retraction yet......or too proud to
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 3:16 PM EST
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Is there a Latino Snopes..?? Huh
gummy jones Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 3:33 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Is there a Latino Snopes..?? Huh


did you try elsnopes.com?
Blitzburgh79 Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 7:51 PM EST
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They issued the retraction in Spanish so most of us never got it.
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#39 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 8:59 PM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
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Agreed, as El Chapo wouldn't put any " rules of engagement " on his men....getting them killed unnecessarily so!!! Whistle





Like Georgie and Dickie did when they sent our boys to Iraq for no good reason?
banderl Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Dec 15 2015, 10:47 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm pretty sure Snopes said this was true... Mellow



No, Snopes said that it was B.S. on the same day that you posted this:
http://www.snopes.com/el-chapo-threatens-isis/
TMCTLT Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2015, 6:41 AM EST
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banderl wrote:
Like Georgie and Dickie did when they sent our boys to Iraq for no good reason?



Or George H W before that....and then left before the job was Done


BUT....that was THEN and this is NOW and Barry can accept a good part of the blame for "pulling out early " as the job was still NOT DONE.
tonygraz Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2015, 9:58 AM EST
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Apparently it's still "not done" in Germany either.
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