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Hooker and the illegal immigrant
Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,"Do you do immigrant style? "No she says”.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

No," she says”, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

Gonz

Screwing us and we pay!
cacman Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
Bill??? Is that you Bill?
Why are you wearing that disguise?
jackconrad Offline
#3 Posted:
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Beer
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#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,151
Outrage! Please remove all references to illegal and replace with undocumented per Obama admin guidelines.
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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And I'd be LMAO if I hadn't just mailed off a huge check to cover the increased income taxes for this year in spite of a substantial increase in withholdings after last years returns.
Burner02 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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Gene363 wrote:
And I'd be LMAO if I hadn't just mailed off a huge check to cover the increased income taxes for this year in spite of a substantial increase in withholdings after last years returns.



Was it good for you?
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,869
Burner02 wrote:
Was it good for you?


No. Think of cartoon exploding stars when someone get hit by a hammer or run over by a steamroller.
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