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Last post 8 years ago by Mr. Jones. 27 replies replies.
Soooo, I see a HUGE NON-Descript Tour Bus DUMPING Gas...BIGTIME!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,464
Think Anxious

I get done mowing my Mom's yard on Sunday (24th , yesterday) then drive to see my Mom at the Senior Living Facility , directly across from the Lancaster, PA airport.

I'm sitting at a red light at Rt.222
And Landis Valley Farm Museum when this Tour Bus turns hard left at a fast rate and DUMPS MASSIVE amounts of fuel....the fumes are strong as heck as I sit there another 60+ seconds.
I watch the bus turn right about 1/6 of a mile Up from the light with a silver NY plated car following CLOSELY...
I change my ROUTE to the Home, as to warn the bus driver...each turn along the way has fuel spilled everywhere.
The NY plate car still trailing the bus...they both turn towards the airport...I FINALLY OVERTAKE both N.Y.
Plated car and the BUS Then flag it down with my hand and fourway blinkers...low and behold... The N.Y. plated car pulls over too? At 3:15 p.m E.S.T.

I walk back, he opens the door only
3-4 inches and I inform him that he is DUMPING FUEL EVERYWHERE behind him ,
I walk back to my car, then he gets out..NY large silver sedan guy NEVER gets out But I see the bus driver acknowledge him sitting in the car behind the bus.
I think it may have been a candidate
Or his/her support team inside this unmarked bus.
IT WAS VERY STRANGE , INDEED...
ESPECIALLY IF the guy in the following car was a security detail federal agent...why he didn't pull the bus over was really STRANGE...

A BLIND MONKEY COULDN'T HAVE MISSED THAT FUEL SPILLING EVERYWHERE , POSSIBLY over hot exhaust pipes??

I KNOW Diesel has a higher flash point than gas..

Oh well,
Mr. Jones SAVES THE DAY AGAIN !!!
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted:
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Dude.
You're like forrest friggin gump.
You're everywhere!

frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Posts: 44,251
The good news, Mr. Jones, is that this time they weren't following you due to Gov orders.
rfenst Offline
#4 Posted:
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Secret Agent Man
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Headline: Politician narrowly avertes getting roasted alive!"

Dammit! We had a change for real change. Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
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That's the oldest trick in the book!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#7 Posted:
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Are you SURE it was really fuel?

What if it was some sort of chemical or biological agent DISGUISED AS FUEL?

It could have been like the CHEMTRAILS! A BIG fat SSG plot!

http://www.chemtrails911.com/intro_to_chem.htm
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Are you SURE it was really fuel?

What if it was some sort of chemical or biological agent DISGUISED AS FUEL?

It could have been like the CHEMTRAILS! A BIG fat SSG plot!

http://www.chemtrails911.com/intro_to_chem.htm

sigh...why is this night different from all other nights?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#9 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
sigh...why is this night different from all other nights?


I dunno, it could be the diesel fumes.
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Canada is suing over chemtrails, they're real you deek.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
I dunno, it could be the diesel fumes.

as long as it has nothing to do with unleavened bread and stuff.
I'll sleep well.
tamapatom Offline
#12 Posted:
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How many ventless portable gas cans doe that cancel out?
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted:
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Nice knowing you mr jones.
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted:
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www.hepctrails.com/intro.to.the.real.mmr.n.vacination.conspiracy/pitythefoo

teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted:
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The artist known as Prince has died suddenly of a mysterious illness, just like Merle Haggard, and both men previously spoke out against chemtrails many have suggested are responsible for a surge in respiratory illnesses.

Coincidence?
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted:
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Coulda been Dave Mathews... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted:
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No it was mr jones. It says it next to the first post
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted:
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Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#19 Posted:
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Probably just toilet overflow if it was a politician's tour bus.
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted:
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Prolly Kasic then. I heard he eats a lot and stuff.
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted:
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#12 tamapatom....
Prolly about 5K of cans not venting for a year...

DIESEL has is what $2.50???
Times 50-100 GALLONS dumped over
? Miles ( I only saw about 3 miles...not sure where he was coming from?)

#14 LMAO!!

All over LNP Monday edition....
Ex-President Clinton was in downtown
Lancaster in the afternoon a various venues campaigning for Hillary...
Until early evening 7-8 p.m?. made unexpected visit to a coffee shop....
My occurance was at 3:15 E.S.T. GOING TOWARD THE AIRPORT which is north of downtown....
Could've been his advance team leaving downtown ( after he got there) to hop to the next destination on the circuit....

I HAVE saved so many lives over the last Four years
It is unbelievable...

And the SSG wants me "Greenlighted"???

What a bunch of INCOMPETENT MORONS...

I should be what rfenst said (#4)...

Or maybe I WAS...
a long long time ago???
tailgater Offline
#22 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Coulda been Dave Mathews... Mellow


Those folks below the bridge were sh*t faced...
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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And outraged.... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Secret Agent Man

great theme song by Johnny Rivers
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted:
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Wherever there is injustice, you will find him....
Wherever there is suffering, he'll be there....
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
Mr. Jones.... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#26 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Secret Agent Man


Hombre Secreto - the border version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdbF6nEc8LE
Mr. Jones Offline
#27 Posted:
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#4 rfenst

"They call meeeee, Mr. Tibbs!!!"
Dammiiiittt!
BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just think..
Don MaCLean....
American Pie's intro...
How does that go again???
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