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Trump's presidential qualifications
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jespear Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 9:29 AM EST
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As much as we all personally may not be enamored with the current front runner, there ultimately may be a silver lining!

Lets check out Trump's presidential qualifications

Obama is against Trump
The Clintons are against Trump
The Media is against Trump
The establishment Democrats are against Trump
The establishment Republicans are against Trump
The Pope is against Trump
The UN is against Trump
The EU is against Trump
China is against Trump
Mexico is against Trump
Soros is against Trump
Black Lives Matter is against Trump
MoveOn.Org is against Trump
Koch Bro's are against Trump
Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump

Bonus points

Cher says she will leave the country
Mylie Cyrus says she will leave the country
George Clooney says he will leave the country
Alec Baldwin says he will leave the country
Whoopi says she will leave the country
Rosie says she will leave the country
Al Sharpton says he will leave the country
Gov. Brown says California will build a wall


Sounds like the kinda president the US needs!!! Go Trump!
Gene363 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 9:46 AM EST
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ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp

Quite a list, you can add one more: The GOP is against Trump
Mikekoz13 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 10:37 AM EST
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Those celebrities leaving the country.... if indeed they have the nuts to actually do it..... would be reason enough to cheer Trump on.
Brewha Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 10:43 AM EST
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Gene363 wrote:


Quite a list, you can add one more: The GOP is against Trump

And at last I agree with the GOP.



....'couce I'm just a hateful liberal....
gummy jones Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 11:45 AM EST
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Mikekoz13 wrote:
Those celebrities leaving the country.... if indeed they have the nuts to actually do it..... would be reason enough to cheer Trump on.


this is the only reason i would be pro trump
Buckwheat Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 2:26 PM EST
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Impressive list of those that hate Trump. horse

And now a list of things Trump hates (in no particular order):

The Constitution of the United States
Bankruptcy laws
Non Christians
Non White Males
Fat People
Mexicans
Free Speech
Wisconsin Voters
Losers
And soon the Panama Papers... fog
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 4:37 PM EST
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you forgot Megan... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 7:13 PM EST
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The white supremicists are for him.
gummy jones Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 5 2016, 7:41 PM EST
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Who the 1%?
Brewha Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 8:05 AM EST
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I heard Trumps new slogan is "We Shall Overcomb"....
tonygraz Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 8:26 AM EST
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And his new book is "The art of bankruptcy".
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 8:32 AM EST
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I'll give Trump this...he's got more experience than some community organizers I know!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 10:35 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
I heard Trumps new slogan is "We Shall Overcomb"....


All right, that's just plain funny.
gummy jones Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 10:48 AM EST
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Thanks for the chuckle this morning guys
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 12:44 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The white supremicists are for him.



Illinois Nazis..?? Huh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 3:07 PM EST
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I hate Illinois Nazis.
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Apr 6 2016, 7:51 PM EST
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Yep, they just don't sound right without that German accent.
Ruby Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 8:52 PM EST
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Buckwheat just convinced me to vote for Trump
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 9:01 PM EST
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Ruby wrote:
Buckwheat just convinced me to vote for Trump

why do you hate the Constitution?
banderl Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 9:04 PM EST
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Ruby wrote:
Buckwheat just convinced me to vote for Trump



Why do you hate America?
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 9:05 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
Why do you hate America?

and bankruptcy laws?
banderl Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 9:29 PM EST
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and good hair styles?
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 9:33 PM EST
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I was saving that!
banderl Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 9:34 PM EST
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and American women?
Speyside Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 9:54 PM EST
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Like Burton Cummings?
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, May 19 2016, 10:08 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Like Burton Cummings?

wasn't he Canadian?
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, May 20 2016, 6:38 AM EST
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Guess who ?
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, May 20 2016, 2:33 PM EST
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Every man who votes for him gets a free
SUPER MODEL girlfriend.
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, May 20 2016, 2:45 PM EST
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Ram only dates Super Premium Models... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, May 20 2016, 2:48 PM EST
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Sounds like the NRA has his back now.... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, May 20 2016, 6:11 PM EST
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#30 DrafterX

Wayne LaPiere A.L.W.A.Y.S.
VOTES REPUBLICAN.
tonygraz Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, May 20 2016, 9:35 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Ram only dates Super Premium Models... Mellow


Got that perk lie from Al Q.
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 9:15 AM EST
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Think
Covfireman Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 12:42 PM EST
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The funny thing is that trump is actually to the left of Hillary .

As a registered Democrat if Hillary gets the nomination I will vote for Trump .
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