Mrs.Tank wrote:HEY! They'll let anyone in, won't they.
Good to see you!
Well, in order to actually, you know, get in, I did have to reveal that I do not only know the secret handshake, but also can recite (without any materials at hand) the mantra and song about bombing......
(to the tune of "Can't take my eyes off of you" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro)
It's just too good to be true,
I sent a "fiver" to you.
Your porch is fun to destruct
I wanna blow your house up.
At long last, it has arrived
The tracked package espied
It's just too good to be true
massive destruction on you
baaa-da baa-da baa-da ba-ba, ba-baa-da baada, baada baba baa-da-da da-da daaaaaaaahhhhhh
I blowed your house up
and scared your little dog
you thought me helpless
a scardey cat old fog
I blew your doors off
and had a mug o' grog
I'm celebrating
your face with mouth agog
It's just tooo good to be true.....