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You can have her. I don't want her
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You can have her. I don't want her
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jespear
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Fri, Dec 9 2016, 10:12 AM EST
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She's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !
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JEEBUS JOHN.....you know some chit you can't " unsee " YIKES
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Fri, Dec 9 2016, 11:53 AM EST
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Eye Bleach please.
Wow. This might give the Thonginator some competition.
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Fri, Dec 9 2016, 1:19 PM EST
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If you stand behind her you might just find Cros...
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Fri, Dec 9 2016, 1:36 PM EST
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Is this the Carolinas santa kids mom?
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poor, poor CROS...
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Why did I open this dammit
Gene363
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Big girls need lovin too.
I've gone home drunk from a bar with a fat girl once a bunch of times.
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Fri, Dec 9 2016, 3:59 PM EST
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Best thread comments in some time.
Gene363
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Just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
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Hey! I was just a skinny lad..
Never knew no good from bad..
But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh..
Left alone with big fat Fanny..
She was such a naughty nanny...
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me....
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Drafter is ridin his bike.
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I'd pay money to see her ride a bike.
MACS
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
I'd pay money to see her ride a bike.
One of her butt cheeks would swallow that bike.
bgz
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Fri, Dec 9 2016, 6:31 PM EST
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Just thinking about the logistics of trying to tap this thing....
I'm thinking any solution is going to require a roll of duct tape and a plunger.
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I think you're supposed to supply your own plunger...
Gene363
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bgz wrote:
Just thinking about the logistics of trying to tap this thing....
I'm thinking any solution is going to require a roll of duct tape and a plunger.
Just grease her up, there's a different piece in every crease.
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"Talk about mud flaps... my girl's got 'em."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao
Spinal Tap.
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tailgater wrote:
If you stand behind her you might just smell Cros...
Fixed that for you
MACS
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tailgater wrote:
If you stand behind her you might just find Cros...
Oh, I think she ATE Cros.
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http://www.letssingit.com/bobby-vinton-lyrics-too-fat-polka-qd3mrs9#axzz4SXnHRaS0
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thurson wrote:
http://www.letssingit.com/bobby-vinton-lyrics-too-fat-polka-qd3mrs9#axzz4SXnHRaS0
Yep.
Yep.
That song was the inspiration for the post.
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jespear wrote:
Yep.
Yep.
That song was the inspiration for the post.
I remember my parents playing it when I was a kid...Arthur Godfrey version! LOL
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Where's the wombat?
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I almost spit my soda out.
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Are you sure that isn't a couch?
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Now we know what happened to Jimmy!!
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I'd been wondering....so, qm, this lady invited Jimmy for a five minute herf?
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Kiss my white ass.
WTF is wrong with you? I only hook up with the hottest broads you mouthbreathers can't even be in the same room with.
I'll give you a bit to edit your comment before I fuel the jet up.
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Can't get off the ground with that one on board...
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Fat girls be like a riding a moped.
It's all fun until your friends find out.
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Just picture that twerkin to some hip hop in a thong.
You couldn't look away.
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You wouldn't stop till you were covered like a glazed donut.
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With sprinkles................and cream filling.
*shudder*
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coolbreeze68 wrote:
Just picture that twerkin to some hip hop in a thong.
You couldn't look away.
I just threw up a little.
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