I always knew this day would come, just didn't know when.
I was chillin' with the wife last night, and she has me scratch her back in the middle of the back.
She was like... awwwwwwwww.
Then she tells me, my back is always itchy now because of this damn nursing bra.
I was like, you need a back scratcher.
She goes, yessssssss, that's exactly what I need...
So I said, I know a guy!
Anyway, ya..., that's what ISO.