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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 1:55 PM EST
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NEW DELHI – A textbook has sparked outrage in India for instructing fourth-graders to put a kitten in an unventilated box and wait for it to die to show that living beings need air.

The experiment described in the environmental science textbook for 9-year-olds tells the students to place two kittens in separate boxes, one of them without air holes, to see the result.

"The kitten inside the box without holes has died," the instructions read.

The book was being used by hundreds of schools in north India since last April. Parents have complained and animal lovers have expressed outrage.

The publisher said Friday that the book was no longer being published and would not be prescribed for the new school year starting in April.

Film at 11.. Think
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 2:07 PM EST
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Well... we know it wasn't Schrödinger's cat.

Poor kitty cat.
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 2:13 PM EST
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The animal rights people have it covered. They agreed to accept a change kitty to orphan.

Sarcasm
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 2:33 PM EST
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Well to be honest there are thousands of stray animals in Indian cities. I can see where they got the idea but damn that's pretty low.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 2:54 PM EST
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I wonder what it says to do with the dead cat.... Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 2:55 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I wonder what it says to do with the dead cat.... Think



Step 2- Heat pan

Step 3- prepare curry
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 3:00 PM EST
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can you get to the inside loins of a kitty-cat without gutting him..?? Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 3:02 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Well to be honest there are thousands of stray animals in Indian cities. I can see where they got the idea but damn that's pretty low.


You can see where they got the idea to use educational material to instruct 9 year olds to unknowingly murder kittens? You can?

On a totally unrelated subject, when you become a serial killer, maybe stick to Canada eh? I'm just saying, probably way easier to just go up there and kill those people than it would be to drive all the way to the west coast and kill people like me and my family...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 3:03 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
can you get to the inside loins of a kitty-cat without gutting him..?? Think


All about the back straps my friend...
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 3:04 PM EST
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They must not have a Department of Edjumacation there... Mellow
tailgater Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 3:35 PM EST
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Dead?
Maybe Trump just grabbed it too tight.
Mithrandir Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 3:45 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... we know it wasn't Schrödinger's cat.

Poor kitty cat.



Love it! BB TheoryHerfing
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 3:49 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... we know it wasn't Schrödinger's cat.

Poor kitty cat.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOYyCHGWJq4

Think
MACS Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 4:42 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOYyCHGWJq4

Think


2 cats, 2 different boxes... one with holes for air, one without. We know which cat is dead in which box.

With Schrödinger's cat, we do not know if it is alive or dead until we open the box. Therefore, until we open the box... the cat is in an unknown state, both alive and dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QisnPsu7_Uk
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 5:06 PM EST
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There's more humane ways to demonstrate quantum superposition.
MACS Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 5:15 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
There's more humane ways to demonstrate quantum superposition.


But are they nearly as funny?
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 5:32 PM EST
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Well.. we coulda dressed the kitty-cats in clown suits. .. Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 5:44 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
can you get to the inside loins of a kitty-cat without gutting him..?? Think



Suppose...but it would be a mess slapping it on the hood of the truck. Back and forth, and back and forth...Gonz
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 9:21 PM EST
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Freak.... Mellow
Abrignac Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Feb 10 2017, 9:44 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Suppose...but it would be a mess slapping it on the hood of the truck. Back and forth, and back and forth...Gonz



I've heard of beating your meat, but don't you think that is overkill?
jjanecka Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Feb 11 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
You can see where they got the idea to use educational material to instruct 9 year olds to unknowingly murder kittens? You can?

On a totally unrelated subject, when you become a serial killer, maybe stick to Canada eh? I'm just saying, probably way easier to just go up there and kill those people than it would be to drive all the way to the west coast and kill people like me and my family...


Lol I'm serious I was walking 15 minutes down the road from my hotel in Mumbai literally saw ten stray dogs. One of them was walking all disoriented with bloodshot eyes tried to get away but it kept staggering toward me. It finally got distracted but the stray situation down there is bad.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Feb 11 2017, 10:23 PM EST
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You're a good sport jjan.... i appreciate that greatly...
tonygraz Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Feb 11 2017, 10:26 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Lol I'm serious I was walking 15 minutes down the road from my hotel in Mumbai literally saw ten stray dogs. One of them was walking all disoriented with bloodshot eyes tried to get away but it kept staggering toward me. It finally got distracted but the stray situation down there is bad.


Sounds like you really need to get laid - buy some sheep.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Feb 12 2017, 12:07 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Sounds like you really need to get laid - buy some sheep.

and put one in a box with no holes?
jjanecka Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Feb 12 2017, 9:23 AM EST
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I'm more of a beef and pork person. I get what you're saying though. Maybe I need to throw a barbecue.
8trackdisco Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Feb 12 2017, 9:37 AM EST
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Instead of kittens, illegals.

-Trump.
jjanecka Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Feb 12 2017, 11:25 AM EST
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Someone is gonna come and break all your 8track tapes one day...
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Feb 12 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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Asphyxiation OUTRAGE !!!!

MEOWWWWWWWW!!!!
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