Houston Livestock Show Barbecue World Championship was yesterday. I'm a miserable wreck. They made me eat tons of pork steak, ribeye, sausage, chicken, chili, and brisket then forced me to drink excessive amounts of whiskey, beer, and jagrmeister while wome exposed their breasts for the past three days. It was awful, y'all wouldn't want to have been there or seen it.
I did have a nice Bolivar No.3 I won from the Abrignac auction though.