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jjanecka
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Thu, Mar 9 2017, 11:19 PM EST
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As a prank, My boss literally poured some kind of liquid shît smell onto the carpet of my cubical and it has stunk for the past two days. It smelled worse than a dead rat; the first day I thought it was me because it was real faint but today... WOW it was bad... any ideas on revenge?
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Thu, Mar 9 2017, 11:25 PM EST
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Put a couple of sardines in the back of his file cabinet.
Put a couple more someplace obvious so he'll think he got rid of them.
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buy him unkosher cigars for Passover.
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Thu, Mar 9 2017, 11:58 PM EST
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my bad...
him/her
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Prayers sent.
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 7:16 AM EST
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In my office that'd get you injured then fired. Or vice versa.
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 7:57 AM EST
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^^ yup
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Revenge? Yeah...go home until it's cleaned up and if he balks, let him know that the next phone call will be to HR. I HATE **** like that. My boss is a "prankster". And while I appreciate a funny as much as the next guy, his idea of funny is to make my job much harder in some stupid way. The first time he pulled some nonsense, I just turned around and walked out the door and left. F*ck that nonsense
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jjanecka wrote:
the first day I thought it was me because it was real faint but today...
dude...
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 8:28 AM EST
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Go to sporting good store, buy fox urine.
Go to cvs get diabetic syringe
Draw urine in to syringe
Find boss' car
Insert needle through rubber window insulation on car.
Spray urine all over interior
Go back to work
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 8:31 AM EST
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Yes, revenge.....
In little Havanna ( MIAMI'S CUBAN AREA) you would hear....
"ReeeeeeeeVENGgaaaaaaa"
IF YOU EVEN HEARD IT FIRST?
It A.L W.A.Y.S. meant ....
dive and eat dirt IMMEDIATELY!!!
Because the next sound was usually a SURPRESSED
OR UNSURPRESSED MAC-10 OR MAC-11 on
FULL AUTO and shattering glass from
a PISSED OFF CUBAN MARIAL BOAT LIFT Cocaine
COWBOY driving by ( hopefully) or standing near you
Which was even worse...
Now back to your BOSS..
#2 ElRopo hit the nail on the head....
But it has to be SARDINES PACKED IN OIL!!!
Our High school gang had-has a saying....
"GET TO KNOW A FINE DEEN, SARDINE THAT IS"
Or
Just **** HIS WIFE IN THE BUTT.
DrafterX
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 8:32 AM EST
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or you could just stab all his tires with a Kbar or somethin...
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 8:35 AM EST
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Oh, I forgot...
Go to Wal-Mart...
To the sporting goods area....
DEER HUNTING SCENT LURES
ARE ON CLEARANCE NOW...
THE DEER PISS, DEER RUTTING SCENT GLAND
JUICE, OR THE DEER BALL SACK SPUNK JUICE
ALL STINK LIKE HELL!!!
And linger for weeks...
I bet dollars to donuts ...that is What he used on you... Fox and muskrat trapping LURES will work too.
Mr. Jones
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 8:38 AM EST
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I did not read TW's #10....
But came up with identical idea at the exact same time...
jjanecka
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DrafterX wrote:
dude...
What? I had been doing a lot of lifting and moving up and down stairs all morning and was all sweated up as if I was at the gym or something. So I thought logically "oh **** I guess I did more work than I thought."
Also, sardines are too obvious, so is the deer urine.
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Yes, revenge.....
In little Havanna ( MIAMI'S CUBAN AREA) you would hear....
"ReeeeeeeeVENGgaaaaaaa"
IF YOU EVEN HEARD IT FIRST?
It A.L W.A.Y.S. meant ....
dive and eat dirt IMMEDIATELY!!!
Because the next sound was usually a SURPRESSED
OR UNSURPRESSED MAC-10 OR MAC-11 on
FULL AUTO and shattering glass from
a PISSED OFF CUBAN MARIAL BOAT LIFT Cocaine
COWBOY driving by ( hopefully) or standing near you
Which was even worse...
Now back to your BOSS..
#2 ElRopo hit the nail on the head....
But it has to be SARDINES PACKED IN OIL!!!
Our High school gang had-has a saying....
"GET TO KNOW A FINE DEEN, SARDINE THAT IS"
Or
Just **** HIS WIFE IN THE BUTT.
That last line almost made me spit out my coffee. Hilarious!
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 9:29 AM EST
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Dont ax me how I knowz dis, but if you take the leftover head from a pig roast and hide it in the back seat of his car on a hot day......
dat steenk will not come out for weeks.
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Move your desk into the hall in front of his office till the smell goes away.
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Got interesting in my 'office' yesterday, too.
Fights, pepper spray, pepper ball launchers... etc...
Good times... good times...
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at one job a therapist would constantly leave to check her emails/play with her phone and had me do everything. she got a wifi signal blocker right above her desk since it was a drop ceiling.
at another place, one coworker was a ******. he was also particular about distractions. he really hated a saxophone player who would panhandle around Christmas time. 20 bucks a day and the musician would play by our building entrance.... right below his window. best 100 bucks i ever spent.
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I assume that you've already placed land mines? Might be difficult to source, but sarin or anthrax would be a hoot
jjanecka
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Fri, Mar 10 2017, 11:42 AM EST
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MACS, I the ball launcher idea. Will probably go that route. Direct retribution is the best.
MACS
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jjanecka wrote:
MACS, I the ball launcher idea. Will probably go that route. Direct retribution is the best.
Get you a can of the 5% pepper spray and squirt some in a few places in his office. He will get a scratchy throat, start sneezing... maybe even cough and get watery eyes and he won't know wtf is wrong.
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Superglue the valve stems on his car. Don't let the air out, just let that sh-it get found out on its own.
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PM everyone in cbid user directory with message that says cbid customer service phone number has been changed to: his phone number
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dstieger wrote:
PM everyone in cbid user directory with message that says cbid customer service phone number has been changed to: his phone number
Love this one!
=d>
Or just give all of his number and we can call with random companies.
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dstieger wrote:
PM everyone in cbid user directory with message that says cbid customer service phone number has been changed to: his phone number
That is brilliantly diabolical. Or just plain evil. Whatever.
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So you're saying you want to make him the new stixman?
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Go fishing and catch anything.........get into trunk of his car and put dead fish in spare tire well under spare tire and cover back up..........by May, June at the latest you will have your revenge
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If you can get into the trunk, you can get under the hood... and a dead fish in the air filter goes further than in trunk...
also recently saw where someone zip tied a harmonica to a radiator fan so it played whenever the fan functioned...
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Call his mother
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#25 dstieger
LOL !!!
Great idea!!
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Run a bead of petroleum based gel on his wipers.
Large hvac type zip tie on drive shaft, makes a hell of a racket.
There's always the sugar in the gas tank trick as well...
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Does he have a traditional computer keyboard at his desk?
..if so, remove a bunch of the keys and butter the hollow voids with fecal matter.
Nothing like the real thing IMO.
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