Spanky... this thread, I'll give you a C+ for the effort. You could have been successful, but you went on for 3 posts about how you're not a mooch, but an old dumpster diver.
You can't do that, everyone will think you're a mooch, so you're going to have to try again.
Next time, skip the "I'm not a mooch" part (looking like Nixon and sh1t), and go straight to the dumpster diving. Will probably be more effective.