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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 9:44 AM EST
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Had one try to mess with me yesterday in the Home Depot parking lot.... I was pulling out of my parking spot straight thru the vacant spot in front of me when a pickup pulled right in front of me and tried to force me to back up... I was fully in the parking spot and the only reason I stopped was because I thought the dip-chit was just driving by... We exchanged dirty looks and hand gestures for a minute but I wasn't moving.. I was legally parked and he was in the middle of the driveway.. dip-chit's wife got out and walked in da store.. she never looked at me tho.. I suspect she knew her husband was being a d^ck.. anyways, as I figured he ended up blocking somebody else who was trying to leave so he had to move and I left without incident.. but what an ****.. Mellow
Krazeehorse Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 9:56 AM EST
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Not only are they out there but they proliferate.
jjanecka Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 9:58 AM EST
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That sorry sonofabitch...
Just Relax Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 10:10 AM EST
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Shoulda followed her into the store and told her she had nice backside to really fire him off - but then again it's not her fault and she would have had to deal with Napoleon the rest of the day on top of it.
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 10:57 AM EST
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Your sure it wasn't Bloody?
Buckwheat Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:08 AM EST
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This cracks me up. I once saw two people get into a yelling match over a parking space so they could be closer to the door of a gym. Defiantly a WTF moment. These idiots were both probably going to the gym to work out on a treadmill. horse
TMCTLT Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:17 AM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
This cracks me up. I once saw two people get into a yelling match over a parking space so they could be closer to the door of a gym. Defiantly a WTF moment. These idiots were both probably going to the gym to work out on a treadmill. horse



Julian, when I worked @ a GM iron casting foundry in MI. right out of HS....I had a gun pulled on me over a parking spot. No chit.
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:20 AM EST
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Paul, that's insane.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:29 AM EST
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I'm glad my ordeal ended like it did.. if we woulda ended up outside of the vehicles and he hurt my knee I woulda had to shoot his.. it woulda been the only fair thing to do.. Mellow
TMCTLT Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:35 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Paul, that's insane.



Yeah, you can imagine @ only 18 yrs old I was pretty taken aback by it...definitely a first for me. I did begin to carry @ that point and let the offender know as much when I ran into him @ the time clock a night or two later.
bgz Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:40 AM EST
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All this reminds me of why I hate random a$$holes driving down the road.

Note to self... don't try to steal Paul's parking spot.
tailgater Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:43 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Had one try to mess with me yesterday in the Home Depot parking lot.... I was pulling out of my parking spot straight thru the vacant spot in front of me when a pickup pulled right in front of me and tried to force me to back up... I was fully in the parking spot and the only reason I stopped was because I thought the dip-chit was just driving by... We exchanged dirty looks and hand gestures for a minute but I wasn't moving.. I was legally parked and he was in the middle of the driveway.. dip-chit's wife got out and walked in da store.. she never looked at me tho.. I suspect she knew her husband was being a d^ck.. anyways, as I figured he ended up blocking somebody else who was trying to leave so he had to move and I left without incident.. but what an ****.. Mellow


Was he drinking key lime water?
TMCTLT Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:48 AM EST
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[quote=bgz]All this reminds me of why I hate random **** driving down the road.

Note to self... don't try to steal Paul's parking spot.[/quote]



LOL;;;

bgz, I was literally in the spot when this little SOB blocked me in and said rather matter of factly stated that was HIS SPOT and I was to move....I replied I didn't see names on any of them and said he should go find another. That is when he reached under his seat and pulled a piece, I moved. A night or two later I simply let him know that would be the LAST time he'd pull that **** with me without repercussions.
bgz Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:55 AM EST
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Well, I'm glad it never escalated past that.

I usually park far away from other cars in parking lots cause I don't want my car doors beat up, so I'm unlikely to have that happen.
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 1:16 PM EST
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I'll circle till I can find an end spot or somewhere with lots of room.. the spot I was in the Depot was next to a handicap van parking spot so there was lots of room.. still don't have a single door ding on my car.. Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 1:27 PM EST
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You shoulda' kicked that guys AZZ ...KNOCKED HIM OUT...PUT'EEEEEEMMMMM IN THE TRUCK BED
THEN BANGED HIS WIFE INSIDE THE KING CAB..
THEN LEFT A "CREAMPIE" on her starfish....
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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Normally that's exactly what I'd do but my wife was with me... Mellow
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 1:40 PM EST
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no excuse
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 1:51 PM EST
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Or you could have just backed out, avoided all risk and simply enjoyed your day.
bgz Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 1:58 PM EST
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I liked Jones's advice to pull out better.
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 2:11 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Or you could have just backed out, avoided all risk and simply enjoyed your day.



Or I coulda made him dance... Mellow
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 2:20 PM EST
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DB's like that drive me nuts. Way too many out there.
Abrignac Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 7:54 PM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:


LOL;;;

bgz, I was literally in the spot when this little SOB blocked me in and said rather matter of factly stated that was HIS SPOT and I was to move....I replied I didn't see names on any of them and said he should go find another. That is when he reached under his seat and pulled a piece, I moved. A night or two later I simply let him know that would be the LAST time he'd pull that **** with me without repercussions.



What a dumbass. If he had pulled a gun down here, he would have either shot or been shot.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 9:54 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Normally that's exactly what I'd do but my wife was with me... Mellow

discretion is the better part of valor
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 10:05 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
What a dumbass. If he had pulled a gun down here, he would have either shot or been shot.


Lets not ask questions. Like, I dunno... why would you allow a man to pull a gun on you and not call the cops, immediately?

Why was he not arrested for assault with a deadly weapon? Brandishing a firearm?

I'm weird like that. If someone assaults me, I tend to want to see justice served.
TMCTLT Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 10:33 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Lets not ask questions. Like, I dunno... why would you allow a man to pull a gun on you and not call the cops, immediately?

Why was he not arrested for assault with a deadly weapon? Brandishing a firearm?

I'm weird like that. If someone assaults me, I tend to want to see justice served.




No you're right Macs as per usual....I just made that **** up. d'oh!

It was friggin 1980 for chrissakes....pre cell technology and I was 18 years old. Yes in hindsight I suppose I should have reported him Shaun...but I had NO idea who HE was just what he looked like ( a skinny little black bassard ) And I did get justice....in my own sort of way as I never had another run in with the SOB.
MACS Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 11:30 AM EST
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You worked in the same place, right? You saw where he parked. Description of the person, car, license plate... where he works. That's plenty to go on.

I'm just saying, I would have reported it.
jjanecka Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 11:35 AM EST
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Man whatever, I guess you could report it to cops but it's better to take the law into your own hands so that they have to fill out less paperwork.
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 11:48 AM EST
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you'd have busted a cap in his ass huh? you are a bad ass
Abrignac Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 12:10 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Lets not ask questions. Like, I dunno... why would you allow a man to pull a gun on you and not call the cops, immediately?

Why was he not arrested for assault with a deadly weapon? Brandishing a firearm?

I'm weird like that. If someone assaults me, I tend to want to see justice served.



**** da police. Justice it a third eye.
TMCTLT Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 12:14 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
You worked in the same place, right? You saw where he parked. Description of the person, car, license plate... where he works. That's plenty to go on.

I'm just saying, I would have reported it.



And I'm just saying.....I'M NOT YOU.....get it????
MACS Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 12:35 PM EST
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*shrug*
jjanecka Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 2:44 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
you'd have busted a cap in his ass huh? you are a bad ass



Nah man. Personally, I'm too old for that crap. I wouldn't have yielded an inch but I also would not have even looked at or acknowledged the other party.
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 2:45 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Nah man. Personally, I'm too old for that crap. I wouldn't have yielded an inch but I also would not have even looked at or acknowledged the other party.



I figured you'd pull out your heater and shoot him gangsta style (sideways gun action)
jjanecka Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 3:49 PM EST
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Revolver, with my palm on the hammer John Wayne style.
RMAN4443 Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Sep 20 2017, 7:00 PM EST
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M-60,Rambo style...........because you can never be to sure
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