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Abrignac Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 10:46 PM EST
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A few days ago I took an employee to his home to around 8:00 AM pick up some tools. As we turned onto his street we saw one of his "baby's mamas." She walked up to the truck. She pulls a pint of vodka out of her purse. Instead of taking a sip, she turned the bottle upside down and drained it in one long gulp.
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 10:52 PM EST
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Gotta love the hard core drinkers who "punch in "
Before 8 a.m....I MEAN REALLY???

WHAT POSSESSES A PERSON TO DRINK STRAIGHT VODKA
BEFORE 8 A.M.... you gotta know something is seriously wrong with you...if you even "entertain that thought or desire"... Let alone go through with it...

Unfreakin' believable...

What brand was the pint?
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 10:55 PM EST
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LOL someone needs to sit this fellow down and have a long long talk with him about his taste in women.
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 10:57 PM EST
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Give the guy a medal. I never can seem to find a woman who will drink before 7pm.
cacman Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 11:30 PM EST
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Makes you wonder what the employee is into?
Abrignac Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 11:44 PM EST
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He says he hasn't messed with her in 6-7 years.

Now he's having problems with his latest GF. They've been together since May.

About 6 weeks ago one of his old flames invited him down to her trailer. Shortly afterwards, he was involved in a ménage à quatre with her and two of her friends. One of the other girls took pictures and sent them to his current GF. She got pissed and went across the street for a few days before moving back in with him in his pop up camper.

He tells me she just bitches all the time because "she can't let it go." She has befriended the girl that instigated it and invites her over to the camper. Sometimes when I drop him off she is there. If he he talks to her the GF gets pissed.
cacman Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 11:59 PM EST
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Sounds more like employee daycare. Is it worth the drama?
Ewok126 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 12:07 AM EST
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Man that guy is just asking for a life of hell lol poor bastid.
RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 12:45 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
A few days ago I took an employee to his home to around 8:00 AM pick up some tools. As we turned onto his street we saw one of his "baby's mamas." She walked up to the truck. She pulls a pint of vodka out of her purse. Instead of taking a sip, she turned the bottle upside down and drained it in one long gulp.

You can't drink all day if you don't start early in the morningBeer
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 12:48 AM EST
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Got any pics of the vodka slugger" or the brawlin hoes?

signed
-AndyTV
Ewok126 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 6:21 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Got any pics of the vodka slugger" or the brawlin hoes?

signed
-AndyTV



I heard the photo was of them all standing outside their trailer park, each wearing their Tweety Bird night gowns. You know, like the ones you see on the show Cops.

That aint like profiling is it? d'oh!
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:34 AM EST
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Abrignac....
Your EMPLOYEE IS MY NEW HERO !!!

HE HAD A "Menage' a' quatre" ????
He is a real MAN...

I NEVER HAD "DUALAGE" / two women at the same time OR a "quatre" as you call^^ it...

I D.I.D. HOWEVER BANG FOUR DIFFERENT very HOT LOOKING WOMEN, SEPERATELY, WITHIN 24 HOURS IN
2 DIFFERENT STATES...
when I was 22?23?
tailgater Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 11:01 AM EST
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Ahhh.
Love...
Abrignac Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 7:19 PM EST
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Jonesy it was three wimmin who together could only muster a half a mouth teefs.
Abrignac Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 7:22 PM EST
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cacman wrote:
Sounds more like employee daycare. Is it worth the drama?



No drama on the job. The guy works his ass off.
Abrignac Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 7:23 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
You can't drink all day if you don't start early in the morningBeer


🤣
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:21 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Jonesy it was three wimmin who together could only muster a half a mouth teefs.

some may take that as a positive.
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:33 PM EST
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Hello
MACS Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:35 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Jonesy it was three wimmin who together could only muster a half a mouth teefs.


Meth will do that...
Abrignac Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:54 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Meth will do that...


That's the smart money bet for sure.
JadeRose Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:55 PM EST
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I bet her clam is pickled.




wheel,,,,
chazbo Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 9:10 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I bet her clam is pickled.


O My🙄

wheel,,,,
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 9:10 PM EST
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burp
Ewok126 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2017, 10:33 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I bet her clam is pickled.




wheel,,,,



Like sweet pickled or dill pickled? or could it be like pickled herring?Think
danmdevries Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Nov 17 2017, 10:44 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Like sweet pickled or dill pickled? or could it be like pickled herring?Think


I love pickled herring. Seriously. It's the only thing I like about the end of year holiday season and spending time with family.
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