Just got back from Walmart... had to grab some medicine for the wife.
Douchebag in the parking lot casing cars, asked a guy for a light, then started walking around. I looked right at him as he came toward me and said, "Casing cars, eh douchebag? Why don't you get the **** out of here, ****?"
Then he says, "Oh, no... I just like that type of car". Yeah... an innocent douchebag would have been really pissed off that I assumed that he was casing cars, not making excuses for casing cars. He left rather quickly.