Two friends are walking their dogs on a blistering hot day in the city.
One guy has a German Shepherd, and the other guy has a Chihuahua.
After a while , they pass a bar, and the guy with the German Shepherd says,
"MAN, I sure could go for a cold beer. Let's go in here and knock back a few."
The guy with the Chihuahua says,
"They won't let us in with the dogs !"
His buddy says, "Don't worry about it. Just follow my lead", and goes into the bar.
The bartender immediately says to him,
"HEY ! You can't come in here with that dog !"
The guy replies, "Oh it's okay. I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender says, " Oh, I apologize, sir. What will you have ?"
Just then, the guy with the Chihuahua walks in, and the bartender yells over to him,
"HEY ! You can't come in here with that dog !"
Following his buddy's lead, he says,
"Oh it's okay. I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender smirks and says, " A CHIHUAHUA ?"
The guy, never flinching, says . . . Is THAT what they gave me ?"