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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 25 2018, 11:22 AM EST
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It has been ___0____ days since the last school shooting.


This guy's not going down in anything other than the history of bad shots tho... No one's dead he couldn't even get above Weinstein in the headlines....

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/05/25/us/indiana-school-shots-fired/index.html
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 25 2018, 5:41 PM EST
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stay in yo lane, Bro...it's the cons' job to bring these to our attention...

ohhh..................................good guys ended the threat, but not with a gun...
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 10:06 AM EST
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Did they have a bucket of rocks..?? Huh
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 12:52 PM EST
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Teacher charged at him, getting shot three times before he disarmed the shooter...courageous/heroic action...
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 12:54 PM EST
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Very.. I'd like to buy him a beer... Beer
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 12:55 PM EST
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Think this woulda played bigger in the cons' world if the teacher was armed?
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 12:58 PM EST
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A win is a win... Would have been cool if he took him out with a boomerang tho.. Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 1:22 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
A win is a win... Would have been cool if he took him out with a boomerang tho.. Mellow

or nun-chuks…...nun-chuks woulda been Wicked PissaH!!ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 1:39 PM EST
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Or punched a hole in his chest and ripped out his heart.. Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 3:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Or punched a hole in his chest and ripped out his heart.. Mellow

Yeah, that would been cool too.....probably wouldn't have showed it on the news though...d'oh!
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 3:29 PM EST
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MACS Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 8:31 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Think this woulda played bigger in the cons' world if the teacher was armed?


Wow... wow.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 11:32 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Did they have a bucket of rocks..?? Huh

I know it's a running joke for you, but he grabbed a basketball, threw it at the kid, and then successfully rushed and disarmed the shooter...

the rocks suggestion was to make it easy to have stuff on hand to throw at and disorient shooters, and this proved it can work...rocks, balls, almost anything.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 11:45 PM EST
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And meerkats... We can throw meerkats at the shooter... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 11:50 PM EST
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I bet water balloons would surprise them...Think
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 11:50 PM EST
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That would be gay... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 11:58 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I bet water balloons would surprise them...Think

Major Mudd froze them and called them water sausages.
RMAN4443 Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, May 27 2018, 12:15 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Major Mudd froze them and called them water sausages.

I woulda called them water rocks...Anxious
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, May 27 2018, 11:37 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Think this woulda played bigger in the cons' world if the teacher was armed?


If he was armed, he wouldn't have had to rush the shooter and receive those 3 wounds, now would he? Though an extremely brave act, and one worthy of praise, the teacher is very lucky to have not received a fatal wound while rushing the shooter. If he had, many may have died.

Option 1 - neutralize the shooter with your own firearm.
Option 2 - rush the shooter unarmed while receiving bullet wounds, hoping not to die before stopping him.

I'll personally take option #1.


David (dpnewell)
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, May 27 2018, 7:13 PM EST
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Of course option 3 would be the meerkats... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, May 27 2018, 10:34 PM EST
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wait, wait, wait - Let’s not just blow past responding with cat like reflexes like Chuck Nausea.

Or make that Meekat reflexes.....
jespear Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, May 28 2018, 7:13 AM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
If he was armed, he wouldn't have had to rush the shooter and receive those 3 wounds, now would he? Though an extremely brave act, and one worthy of praise, the teacher is very lucky to have not received a fatal wound while rushing the shooter. If he had, many may have died.

Option 1 - neutralize the shooter with your own firearm.
Option 2 - rush the shooter unarmed while receiving bullet wounds, hoping not to die before stopping him.

I'll personally take option #1.


David (dpnewell)


Seems plain as day, to me.
Brewha Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, May 28 2018, 9:35 AM EST
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I suppose option 4 could involve pygmy marmosets.....
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, May 28 2018, 9:57 AM EST
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Screw the pygmy marmosets.. Not talking
Brewha Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, May 28 2018, 10:32 AM EST
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OhMyGod

Just wait till SmokeMonkey sees this.....
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