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A word a funeral
Krazeehorse Offline
#1 Posted:
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The church was crowded to overflowing as people gathered for the funeral of a well-known and much beloved gentleman. Just before the service started, a friend of the family quietly asked the widow " May I say a word during the service?"
"Yes, of course" she replied.
At the appropriate time the friend went up and stood before the gathering. After a few moments, he said "Plethora" and returned toward his seat.
The widow motioned him over and said "Thank you, that means a lot."
rfenst Offline
#2 Posted:
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Yuck, yuck, yuck.
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted:
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My new favorite joke.

DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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Mellow
bgz Offline
#5 Posted:
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*throws a tomato*
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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d'oh!
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