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Hey guys, got any problems in your life?
Well, no matter how bad they are, SMILE at the fact that you don't live in England!
I would give the URL here, but it's a cigar vendor website in the UK, so it might be a "competitor reference", but here's the gist of the page:
Drew Estate MUWAT Nightcrawler 10-pack. Entire front of the package covered by an obnoxious government-mandated warning sticker, completely obliterating the whole MUWAT product sticker/label, full of warnings applicable to cigarettes but completely inapplicable to premium cigars, written by PC bureaucrat morons.
"SMOKING KILLS - QUIT NOW - GET HELP TO STOP AT (some UK NHS web address)"
No, you left-wing dumbass propaganda-spewers, actually low to moderate usage of premium cigars (2 a day or less), DOES NOT kill at all, according to the sum total of all data we have today. No statistically-significant increase. Also, premium cigars ARE NOT physiologically addicting, so people don't need to "get help to stop", they just need to shrug and say, "I think I'll stop" and that's that.
Furthermore, recent research has proven that nicotine by itself IS NOT addictive (in both humans and lab rats), but nicotine COMBINED WITH certain chemical additives in cigarettes IS addictive (again in both humans and lab rats).
So, pretty much a completely invalid warning sticker, obliterating the brand/artwork too. Awesome. The best part? The price, check it out:
ONLY 117 British pounds, which at current exchanges rates is $153
Lads, I'm moving to Britain ASAP!
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