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Why seniors never change their password
Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 10,255
WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER :
Cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
Boiled cabbage

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Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

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Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:
50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:
50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

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Sorry, that password is already in use.

fog

jespear Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 8,158
d'oh! Brick wall fog
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,205
LMAO, how true!
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 23,782
Why I use a PW management app called Last Pass.

Also why I'm so glad to be retired from 30/60/90 day password changes with security dongles for server access.
RMAN4443 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 4,682
You had to give up your DONGLE when you retired???? Scared
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 15,871
to stay fit, I keep my dongle plugged in...


GoodtoLafFat0ldFogeysLikeMewhoAreImpatientasHellinOur0ldAgehuh
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 23,782
RMAN4443 wrote:
You had to give up your DONGLE when you retired???? Scared


Yes, al three of them.fog
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 25,351
Gene363 wrote:
Yes, al three of them.fog

Gene Tripod?
are we related?
Gene363 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 23,782
frankj1 wrote:
Gene Tripod?
are we related?


Only if yours run on batteries like mine did. Anxious
smokestaxx Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,025
LOL
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 25,351
Gene363 wrote:
Only if yours run on batteries like mine did. Anxious

sorry, mine is hand operated.
delta1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 15,871
can't ever lose the manual...
Gene363 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 23,782
frankj1 wrote:
sorry, mine is hand operated.


Oh, well, I did keep that one, Im rather attached to it you know.
Gene363 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 23,782
delta1 wrote:
can't ever lose the manual...


Just don't marry a gal names Lorena.d'oh!
8trackdisco Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 50,131
Gene363 wrote:
Why I use a PW management app called Last Pass.

Also why I'm so glad to be retired from 30/60/90 day password changes with security dongles for server access.


......... until it gets hacked by Ukrainian teenagers.

Then they have everything.
Gene363 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 23,782
8trackdisco wrote:
......... until it gets hacked by Ukrainian teenagers.

Then they have everything.


That would be bad. On the bright side, the information is stored in encrypted form on the LP servers and only decrypted on the user's computer so while not fool proof, nothing is, it's pretty safe. For some financial accounts I also use a security dongle that spits out a number that has to match one generated on the other end. Google authenticator is an alternative app that does the same thing, but not all server support this higher level of security. Our bank will send a pin number via text, in addition to a login ID & PW, but not as secure, your cellphone can be spoofed to capture the pins, but better than nothing.
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 15,871
hmmmmm...you guys are making me nervous....
tonygraz Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 10,036
I once knew a blonde that had the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When I asked why she said she was told it had to be 8 characters.
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