Hahahahaha! If you’ve been lurking the last couple of years then you know that 98.2% of the comments posted are said in jest. Or at least I think they’re written with that in mind. Some old jokes often come back and you may not know (...or care...) why.
Anyway, you seem to have the up-your-flockin’-azz attitude that fits this board. Stick around, get involved in some nOOb trading, heck, go to the General Discussion section and do an introduction of yourself. There are, of course, some perfunctory but mandatory questions that need to be answered / covered in your intro:
1. Pancakes or waffles?
2. Cello on or off?
3. Been in a Turkish prison?
4. Like camping?
5. Enjoy long walks on the beach?
6. Stand or sit?
There are a few more but off the top of my head, can’t think of them (...and too lazy to look them up in my Membership Introduction book...).
Ultimately, just have fun!