opelmanta1900 wrote:Seriously... Last thing we need is a bunch of dangerous senior citizens staying on the road for the sake of their voting privileges...
Free Uber ride to and from the voting booth for all senior citizens on election day!
Download the Uber app and use the code
JoelSaysPhugtheOldPhuggersto get your free ride
Offer valid only on election day
You must be Joels age or older
to qualify. Geriatric Id with photo
must be shown to the driver
prior to getting your old ass
in the vehicle.