Ah heck man, I will get you two a ticket on a Caribbean cruise fishing trip, get yall out in international waters, Get my cousin who works for Caribbean cruise to hire the Captain for a bag of homegrown. Yall two get hitched during the Captain's dinner so all food supplied. Chit. you boys will be set!
UPDATE:
I called the White House, Trump said he would invite everyone on that ship to the wedding and he would also tweet about it.