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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 4:24 AM EST
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

fog
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 12:04 PM EST
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Snopes gives that three Pinocchios three long hard Pinocchios
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 1:02 PM EST
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Fake news !
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 1:38 PM EST
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fake bewbs
jespear Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 5:21 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
fake bewbs


I just watched a documentary about "fake tri-pods".
Could it be that our Frankie T has been jivin' us all along ?
Burner02 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 5:38 PM EST
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So, a FOG's chubby is called a Pinocchio.

Who knew?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 5:39 PM EST
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Would that be cyborg sex?
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Mar 26 2019, 6:25 PM EST
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woodlike laminate...
Burner02 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 27 2019, 6:49 AM EST
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Obama Care Viagra: popsicle stick and duct tape
RMAN4443 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 27 2019, 12:44 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
So, a FOG's chubby is called a Pinocchio.

Who knew?

I call mine Woody...Woody Wood "Pecker"...Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 12:30 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
I just watched a documentary about "fake tri-pods".
Could it be that our Frankie T has been jivin' us all along ?

that's what I heard...but you may want to snopes it.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 12:31 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I call mine Woody...Woody Wood "Pecker"...Anxious

I heard your name is Di(k but they call you Richard for long.
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