Fred, from Connecticut, was visiting his friend Bubba in south Texas.
They decide to go out and do a little hunting.
While walking through the field, an illegal alien jumps out of the brush and starts running.
Bubba raises his rifle, takes aim, and shoots the guy dead.
Horrified, Fred says, "BUBBA . . . WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ?"
Bubba calmly replies, "Don't worry, Fred. It's not against the law to shoot illegals in Texas."
Fred says, "Ohhhhh . . . I didn't know that."
Later that night, Fred heads out to the local convenience store and picks up a six pack.
When he gets to his car, he puts the beer on the hood while he gets his keys out of his pocket.
Just then, an illegal runs past and snatches the beer off the hood and starts running down the road.
Fred pulls out his Glock and shoots the guy.
When the police arrive, Fred explains what happened and the officer says, "Okay sir . . . turn around and put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest."
"Wait a minute", Fred says. "I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens in Texas."
"Well sir, it IS . . . but you can't use bait !"