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frankj1
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Fri, May 17 2019, 9:27 PM EST
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in cbid land...
(yeah, I'm bored. Humor me.)
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there was a RAM... and he had a bat.
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Fri, May 17 2019, 9:31 PM EST
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You ask Ram, and that's that, because, Ram has a bat.
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Fri, May 17 2019, 10:17 PM EST
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Not asking RAM first, is always a mistake.
He’ll give his opinion, whilst eating lemon cake.
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Fri, May 17 2019, 10:40 PM EST
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I could sure use a lemon cake about now...
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Fri, May 17 2019, 11:19 PM EST
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Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew
Who had a sore hand
It wasn't from spanking
The proverbial monkey
Or buffing the bishop
That made his hand funky
It was actually caused
By an unnatural curve
In his elbow at rest
That pinched a small nerve
His doctor said, "Frank
You know what to do
Get a hold of yourself"
Frank said, "Doc, I DO !
Three times a day, but even THAT don't help !"
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Fri, May 17 2019, 11:19 PM EST
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But a taco will do.
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Ram sometimes was grumpy, and a bit of a crank.
He hired an assistant, his name was Frank.
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We don't talk about that...
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Then there was Drafter, a fine ole Okie.
He ate large lunches, and was generally pokey.
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jespear wrote:
Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew
Who had a sore hand
It wasn't from spanking
The proverbial monkey
Or buffing the bishop
That made his hand funky
It was actually caused
By an unnatural curve
In his elbow at rest
That pinched a small nerve
His doctor said, "Frank
You know what to do
Get a hold of yourself"
Frank said, "Doc, I DO !
Three times a day, but even THAT don't help !"
actually, that was very creative.
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Sat, May 18 2019, 10:16 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
actually, that was very creative.
I have my moments, Frankie !
Hope it "humored" you.
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jespear wrote:
I have my moments, Frankie !
Hope it "humored" you.
felt better than hitting my funny bone
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jespear wrote:
Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew
That's as far as I got and then started looking over my shoulder nervously.
I have 3 of them here and if I make noise one invariably shows up to make trouble.
(I think they are trying to poison me with this stuff called gefilte fish. Help help I need an adult! Save mel
)
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Think I popped a cornea trying to read that last line
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there lived some jokers,
there were faux warriors,
quite a few lurkers
a number of tokers
they all took pleasure
in haste or in leisure
at newbs they would scoff
outraged, they ran off
there were drama queens
jousting over piles of beans
easily offended
get a coat my friend
people came and went
some didn't pay the rent
PIFs and PIBs galore
box-passes did not bore
then climate change
dinosaurs left the range
amid the ruins and rubble
exists a place real hospitable
MACS
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Sat, May 18 2019, 1:25 PM EST
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The forum was slow,
Frank wanted to spice it up,
It did not work out.
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let's redo...after Frank's post, "felt better than hitting my funny bone"
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delta1 wrote:
let's redo...after Frank's post, "felt better than hitting my funny bone"
Too late to save this
Macs appreciates haiku
FrankyT does not
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Once upon a time in c-bid land,
FrankieT was a man with an oversized gland,
The shorts he wears need to be long,
To fully cover his over sized shlong...
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While he certainly isn't a knuckle dragger, he is a **** dragger, hence we call him Frankie Tripod, though Z calls him his Greek God. Some say Frankie is a legend among Tripods because.....
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threadjack: (Ram, can I threadjack my own thread?)
I figured "once upon a time" would indicate a fairy tale, but you knuckleheads came up with haiku, poems, and limericks.
sigh...
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Ok, we were going to keep this straight, but you want a fairy tail.
I really never knew Joe was a fairy.
frankj1
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maybe this way is better entertainment after all.
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OK: redo #9
Once upon a time,
in Cbidland,
CROS was the most beloved member and all was well...
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delta1 wrote:
OK: redo #9
Once upon a time,
in Cbidland,
CROS was the most beloved member and all was well...
Until he ran into a man named Frank who just happened to be from Nantuckett
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Poor CROS...
frankj1
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poor Frank!
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Where Frank got into plushie role playing. Obviously he was a horse.
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A horse is a horse........
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Speyside wrote:
Ok, we were going to keep this straight, but you want a fairy tail.
I really never knew Joe was a fairy.
I see what you did there!
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Frankie Tripod was a son of a bitch
He wrecked his train in a whorehouse ditch
Lined a hundred whores against the wall
He swore he’d **** ‘em all
F*****d 98 till his balls turned blue
He backed off
Jacked off
And f***ed the other 2
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One time it was fun here. You couldn't post fast enough.
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then CROS mysteriously disappeared
and CBid life got tough
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But not enough to stop
Some occasional fluff
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