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Little Johnny and his Grandpa go down to the lake one day to do a little fishing.
After they are there for about a half hour, Grandpa reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a flask and pours himself a little nip.
Little johnny says,
"Whatcha got there, Gramps ?"
"Bourbon", replies grandpa .
"Can I have a taste, asks Johnny ?"
"Well, I don't know. Does your dickeybird reach your hineyhole", asks gramps.
"No", says Johnny.
"Well then, you're not man enough yet to drink bourbon," grandpa replies.
A little while later, Gramps pulls out a cigar, lights it up, and starts puffing away.
Little Johnny asks,
"Whatcha got there, gramps ?"
Gramps says, "It's a cigar, Johnny."
"Can I have a puff ?", Johnny asks.
"Well, I don't know. Does your dickeybird reach your hineyhole ?", Gramps replies.
"No", answers Johnny.
Well then, you're not man enough to smoke a cigar", says Gramps.
A few minutes later, Johnny pulls out a brown paper bag.
Grandpa asks, "Whatcha got there, Johnny?"
Johnny says, "Chocolate Chip cookies that Grandma made for me."
Grandpa says, "I like chocolate chip cookies. Can I have one?"
Little Johnny looks at him and says,
'Gee, Gramps, I don't know. Does YOUR dickeybird reach YOUR hineyhole ?"
Grandpa smiles and says, "Well yes. Yes it does ! "
Johnny says, "Well then, you can go phukk yourself. These are MY cookies !"
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