BOYEEEEEE..hey buddy!
Was I ever RIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT...
OR WAS I RIGHT ABOUT..
LAZY-ASS S.L.A.C.K.E.R. MILLENIALS...
I was at the local mountian convienence
Store and this FedEx delivery chick came in with a walmart.com package for the apartment above the store...
As I walked outside I noticed she left the sliding van side door wide open...
Something they never do in Lancaster because of loser low life criminals...but in the mountains...nobody blatantly steals anything in the daylight...
Sooooo...I glance in the VAN...
ALL I FREAKIN SEE IS....
60% of all the shelves are filled with
C.H.E.W.Y..COM BOXES!!!!!
AND the other 15% are all walmart.com boxes...then..
25% are normal mail-order boxes from people to people with handwriting on them...
I say to the chick...
"Boy...you must really love CHEWY.COM..
THE FUUUCKING MILLENIAL SLACKERS ARE REALLY RUNNING YOU RAGGED...I SEE...
( POINTING AT HER SHELVES)...if you can't drive to the store to buy your own dog food then you are a freaking moron!!!"
She laughs outloud!!
then she says.."AMEN TO THOSE WORDS OF WISDOM!!, I hate chewy.com...some of those boxes are 70 POUNDS & OVER...and they are a pain in the ass to deliver"
I shake my noggin in agreement and disbelief...
I called this NEW NORMAL SCOURGE OF MILLENIAL PSYCHE...B.I.G.T.I.M.E.!!!
YES...I DID..