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Hawaiian Knockout Punch!
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mjrburn Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 12:26 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Hahahahaha! You can respectfully disagree till kingdom come but only the Shadow knows what evil lurks in the minds of men....


True to his word, Palama snuck up on me. He threw a left hook to my right jaw and put me on the mat. After a few cheek smacks, some smelling salts and a splash of cold water to the face, I slowly regained consciousness and crawled up on my corner chair to mourn the embarrassing beating I had received. An azz whoopin' I was honored to receive!

1 SFR box with 10 awesome, aged smokes...

-AF 8-5-8 Maduro '13
-AF 8-5-8 Rosado '18
-AF 8-5-8 SG '15
-AF Hemingway Signature Maduro '14
-AF Hemingway Signature SG '14
-Camacho Triple Maduro Robusto OR '13
-Padron 1964 Anniversary Maduro Corona '15
-Padron 1964 Anniversary Maduro Principe '15
-Tatuaje Petit Cazadores Reserva '14
-Tatuaje W Barrel Aged '18, an event only cigar that was Willett Bourbon barrel aged for 5 months.

...packed inside of a LFR box filled with lots of Hawaiian packing material...

-Maebo's One-Ton Chips
-Hawaii Candy Black Pepper Wun Tun Strips
-Hawaii Candy Maui Onion & Garlic Wun Tun Strips
-Hawaiian Tradition Red ISO Peanuts
-Hawaiian Sun Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts
-Hawaiian Sun Guava Drink Mix
-Hawaiian Sun Pineapple Orange Drink Mix
-Hawaiian Haupia Coconut Pudding
-4 Kaleo's Music Milk Caps that say "Da Bes' Hawaiian Music!". Cool memorabilia from Conan's Hawaiian music mail order days.

...and one very nice letter describing the history of the cigars.

So very appreciative of your generosity, Conan. I'm humbled by your willingness to share part of your life history and some of your perfectly aged collection with an unworthy n00b. Thank you, so much!

Marcus

PS - I'll be sure to pick my sparring partner more carefully next time!
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Abrignac Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 9:35 AM EST
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You do realize that Conan played the Hawaiian Punch guy back in the day?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ue0kQ1YFERU
madspackler Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 10:25 AM EST
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Beautiful Smackdown by Conan. He hits you so hard you stay down.

Those One Ton chips are Hawaiian crack - extremely addictive
USNGunner Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 11:49 AM EST
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That is an awesome selection of smokes and goodies. Well done Conan!
Cathcam13 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 12:26 PM EST
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Nicely done! Excellent hit. I believe we call that a KO!!!!
Palama Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 12:28 PM EST
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Hope there’s something you like.

Point of clarification: the cigars and “packing material” were my end of a trade Marcus and I worked out towards the end of last year. Since I was so late in getting my box out, had to add some “interest” to it. Herfing
bassman45 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 12:49 PM EST
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Nice! I see Conan still throwing haymakersHerfing
Jrc02005 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 1:13 PM EST
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I've been trying to label things more like you did on the right cigars so I know when I got them at least.

Great hit Conan.
Abrignac Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 1:39 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Hope there’s something you like.

Point of clarification: the cigars and “packing material” were my end of a trade Marcus and I worked out towards the end of last year. Since I was so late in getting my box out, had to add some “interest” to it. Herfing


Your interest payment was interesting.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 1:46 PM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTyPNJCiJU

^ Palama ^
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:04 PM EST
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Fine dayum lineup!!

If you go through those Fuentes and don’t like Fuentes, then you truly don’t like Fuentes.
Palama Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:23 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTyPNJCiJU

^ Palama ^


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! LOL
Palama Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:25 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
You do realize that Conan played the Hawaiian Punch guy back in the day?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ue0kQ1YFERU


Love the residual checks! Herfing
Abrignac Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:23 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Love the residual checks! Herfing


I bet. Buys plenty of wun tun chips.
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:25 PM EST
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That’s a sweet Hawaiian Punch!!!
clintCigar Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:57 PM EST
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nice wun!!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:33 PM EST
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Nicely struck, Conan
cacman Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 8:00 PM EST
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Nice hit Conan.

Where's he back scratcher?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 8:27 PM EST
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The store that supplied them no longer in business. End of an era
Palama Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2020, 3:34 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
The store that supplied them no longer in business. End of an era


I found another place that has them but they’re twice the price(!) so hadda say no. I dunno how many I bought over the years but probably close to 100. Drafter got one of the last ones.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2020, 5:35 AM EST
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But can you really put a price on the smile of a BOTL when he gets gadgets he didn't pay for?
Cathcam13 Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2020, 5:58 AM EST
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That depends on whether it costs mere pittance or an arm, a leg, and your firstborn........Like filling a diesel truck.
mjrburn Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2020, 12:45 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
You do realize that Conan played the Hawaiian Punch guy back in the day?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ue0kQ1YFERU

Thanks for the link, haven't seen that one in forever!...notice the left hook to the right jaw near the end of the commercial. Scared

madspackler wrote:
Beautiful Smackdown by Conan. He hits you so hard you stay down.

Those One Ton chips are Hawaiian crack - extremely addictive

Yes, yes they are!!! Drool
mjrburn Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2020, 12:51 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Hope there’s something you like.

Point of clarification: the cigars and “packing material” were my end of a trade Marcus and I worked out towards the end of last year. Since I was so late in getting my box out, had to add some “interest” to it. Herfing

Over the top, my friend. The selection was on-point! Applause
delta1 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2020, 4:12 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
I found another place that has them but they’re twice the price(!) so hadda say no. I dunno how many I bought over the years but probably close to 100. Drafter got one of the last ones.



you prolly kept the old/other one in business for an extra year........... all by yourself
jjanecka Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 8:13 AM EST
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That's a pretty camacho
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