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Luke753 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:06 PM EST
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Gonna hit Disneyland this summer. Looking for a place to sit and enjoy a drink and cigar. The Smoke Inn around West Palm Beach and Tampa Sweethearts were nice for our Florida trips, but I'm looking for a Cali connection this time.
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:38 PM EST
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there's a good cigar lounge in the City of Orange, about 5 miles from Disneyland...Maxamars Ultimate Cigars, 3744 E Chapman...huge walkin humidor with a wide selection...you can BYOB...smoking area is a little small, dark and basic, but most peeps are sociable there...
Luke753 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 6:02 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Maxamars Ultimate Cigars, 3744 E Chapman...huge walkin humidor with a wide selection...you can BYOB...smoking area is a little small, dark and basic, but most peeps are sociable there...


Thanks, Herfing
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 6:45 PM EST
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if you've never bought a cigar at a retail establishment in CA...get ready for sticker shock...they give you a little break, by not adding the nearly 9% tax (they used to, not sure if they still do)
Luke753 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:09 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
nearly 9% tax


We have 7.5% here, and EVERYTHING gets taxed. Thanks for the heads up though. My lounge has a pay to stay policy, $10 or more and you can use the lounge. I need to just pay for a membership, then I can just bring or store my whiskey and cigars there and come and go anytime.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:56 PM EST
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Somebody narced and brought excise police into mine. Now you can't bring booze in anymore. However, if you have a lidded container, they are not allowed to check it or ask you what's in it
KingoftheCove Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:12 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
there's a good cigar lounge in the City of Orange, about 5 miles from Disneyland...Maxamars Ultimate Cigars, 3744 E Chapman...huge walkin humidor with a wide selection...you can BYOB...smoking area is a little small, dark and basic, but most peeps are sociable there...

Can’t believe there are STILL cigar shpos that have a smoking section in Commiefornia...
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:22 PM EST
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Opel and I have been to one in Glendora, named Marty's...very nice set-up there...large screen TV on one wall, with comfortable chairs in middle of the store... shelves of cigars along three walls...entire main room is a ventilated humidor...about 35 miles from Disneyland...pretty sure regulars consume alcoholic bevs there...
USNGunner Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:32 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
about 35 miles from Disneyland...


So about an hour?
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:41 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
So about 2 hours?

FIFY
USNGunner Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:53 PM EST
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Thanks. BigGrin
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:08 PM EST
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Luke....

How much $$$ does your Shpo charge to rent the ladies room for a 20 min blowwww yob?
Are the skank Ho's on commission? Or free Lance Ho's?
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:15 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Luke....

How much $$$ does your Shpo charge to rent the ladies room for a 20 min blowwww yob?
Are the skank Ho's on commission? Or free Lance Ho's?

20 minutes?
who you kidding?
HA!

are you hiring a caterer?
Luke753 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:20 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Luke....

How much $$$ does your Shpo charge to rent the ladies room for a 20 min blowwww yob?
Are the skank Ho's on commission? Or free Lance Ho's?


There was a quarter machine next to the glory hole, but recent upgrades included a card reader which ruled out tips through the hole. And since I'm a cash only guy, I wouldn't know what 20 minutes runs ya. I can tell ya that after about $2.25 in the quarter machine I was good.

Herfing
tailgater Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:59 PM EST
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8eightyeight.

Head north on South Harbor which is the road on the East side of Disneyland.

Go into the shop, buy the cigar and they let you in through a passage like door into the lounge.
Typical bar on one side, pool and darts on the other.
KingoftheCove Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:04 PM EST
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Luke753 wrote:
There was a quarter machine next to the glory hole, but recent upgrades included a card reader which ruled out tips through the hole. And since I'm a cash only guy, I wouldn't know what 20 minutes runs ya. I can tell ya that after about $2.25 in the quarter machine I was good.

Herfing

Musta been a small hole..........poor FrankieT gets no “love”....
Luke753 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 12:37 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
8eightyeight.

Head north on South Harbor which is the road on the East side of Disneyland.

Go into the shop, buy the cigar and they let you in through a passage like door into the lounge.
Typical bar on one side, pool and darts on the other.




ThumpUp
Thanks
CelticBomber Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 1:02 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Musta been a small hole..........poor FrankieT gets no “love”....


Frank may have length but, no girth. It's like a spaghetti noodle! whip
DrMaddVibe Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 5:36 AM EST
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If anyone is in the area...meet up with this great BOTL!
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:30 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Frank may have length but, no girth. It's like a spaghetti noodle! whip

wrong pasta.
more like a wide kugel noodle.

long and thin may be in
but long and fat is where it's at.














one of these days I hafta end this...
tailgater Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:25 AM EST
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Just talk to Lorena.
Luke753 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:53 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Just talk to Lorena.



LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:35 AM EST
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Met Knockemdown and Ibmikes around there somewhere several years ago.. im thinking it was that place Delta mentioned... Herfing
RMAN4443 Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 1:18 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
wrong pasta.
more like a wide kugel noodle.

long and thin may be in
but long and fat is where it's at.














one of these days I hafta end this...



Like a can of TUNA here......long and fat may be where it's at, but short and squat will fill a tw...wait a second, what were we talking about here???Confused
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:33 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Like a can of TUNA here......long and fat may be where it's at, but short and squat will fill a tw...wait a second, what were we talking about here???Confused

Anaheim?
tailgater Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:21 PM EST
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Anna Heimy?
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:22 PM EST
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I think RMAN was saying it's not long but it's thick.

And Frank, is "one of these days I hafta end this..." code for a future circumcision?
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:41 PM EST
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a couple is out on their first date and happen to walk by an apartment building where a newborn is being circumcised in a second floor bedroom.
Just as they are passing by, the mohel completes the task, tosses the foreskin aside, but it flies out an open window and lands on the young lady's shoulder.

Startled, she screams "what is that?"

Her date calmly picks it off of her shoulder, holds it in front of her mouth and says "try it. if you like it, I'll give you a whole one".
delta1 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 5:50 PM EST
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alla sudden...I aint hungry....
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:08 PM EST
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sorry Luke.
sorry Al
delta1 Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:46 PM EST
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no worries Bro...I'd share pupus with you any time...
frankj1 Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:59 PM EST
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thought you meant pupusas...until I looked it up.

I bet we do that one day.
tailgater Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:11 PM EST
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sounds ghey.
MACS Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:21 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
sounds ghey.


It is. He tried to share his pupus with me, but I insisted on moo goo gai pan.
delta1 Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:23 PM EST
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you said you were allergic to dog meat...
MACS Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:35 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
you said you were allergic to dog meat...


I say a lot of things under duress.
frankj1 Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:47 PM EST
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Duress?
Who's he?
tailgater Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 1:01 PM EST
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Sum yung guy.
delta1 Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 2:04 PM EST
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I def aint yung...
frankj1 Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 5:39 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I say a lot of things undressed.

glad I reread this. Makes sense now.
tailgater Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Feb 11 2020, 1:36 AM EST
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At 8eighty eight right now.
delta1 Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Feb 11 2020, 1:33 PM EST
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how long you gonna be in SoCal? Let's meet up somewhere...
Luke753 Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Feb 11 2020, 6:49 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
how long you gonna be in SoCal? Let's meet up somewhere...


That works for me, I'm taking the last two weeks in July off, gonna probably spend 5-7 days there. Looking to take the girls to the beach too. I'll PM you when everything's locked in and we can make plans from there.
delta1 Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Feb 11 2020, 11:22 PM EST
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cool...it's gonna be hot...but ...cool if we can meet up..
frankj1 Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Feb 11 2020, 11:52 PM EST
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I saw what happened.
ya gotta meet up wif tail. you'll thank me later.
Luke753 Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2020, 12:04 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I saw what happened.
ya gotta meet up wif tail. you'll thank me later.


Tail, you interested? I can check back with ya if ya are.
frankj1 Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2020, 12:38 AM EST
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Luke753 wrote:
Tail, you interested? I can check back with ya if ya are.

I think he's there now...

it's nice that you really enjoy it here, despite "look at me" types like yours truly.
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