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Buckwheat Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 8:34 AM EST
Joined: 04-15-2004
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I don't think he cares that it doesn't rhyme. Happy Valentine's Day! Beer
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USNGunner Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 10:25 AM EST
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Oh I love that one. LOL.
clintCigar Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 11:56 AM EST
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Vday version: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the ho again.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 11:57 AM EST
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Posts: 60,606
Woohoo
Cheno Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 12:28 PM EST
Joined: 06-06-2019
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Wife asked me where I am taking here for Valentine's day, apparently from behind was not the response she wanted.
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 12:31 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
I have to give a big shout out to Taco Bell this year.

No f-cking joke... The wife wants that nacho platter. Apparently whatever she's been watching on tv, she's been spammed by some ads for this thing at Taco Bell and requested that for valentines day.

That's a nice relief for the wallet from pretty much every previous year that required a 3 day snowboarding trip to tahoe and dinner at nice restaurants each night.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 12:39 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
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been buying gold dipped roses instead of real ones the past few years... i guess she likes them... Mellow
clintCigar Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 12:41 PM EST
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^u should gold dip your schlong
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 12:43 PM EST
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can't afford the gold that would take... Mellow
clintCigar Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 12:45 PM EST
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go broke or go home
jjanecka Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 3:00 PM EST
Joined: 12-08-2015
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There's not enough gold on earth for mine.
clintCigar Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 5:46 PM EST
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shiits gettin deep up in hurr
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 6:43 PM EST
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Early dinner... found some crustaceans... mudbugs, shrimps, crablegs and stuff... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 8:25 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
DrafterX wrote:
can't afford the gold that would take... Mellow

King Midas could fix ya up
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Feb 14 2020, 8:28 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
frankj1 wrote:
King Midas could fix ya up

Or Kodiak would be happy to guild it.
He seems the type to add an oral patina...
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