I don't have d*ck cancer... but if you piss me off, I will curse you with it!**
** long ago, someone was trying to get my address, which I prefer to keep private. When asked if I was serious that I did not want to share it, I replied "I'm as serious as d*ck cancer". In typical Cbid fashion... That morphed into, "don't mess with MACS or you'll get d*ck cancer".