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fishinguitarman Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:31 PM EST
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A yellow jackets nest for 1 minute for 1 million$ ?
USNGunner Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:47 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
A yellow jackets nest for 1 minute for 1 million$ ?


Nope. Nope nope nopety nope nope.
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:01 PM EST
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Yup. So small they could never hit it.
Whistlebritches Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:37 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
A yellow jackets nest for 1 minute for 1 million$ ?



Yep.....it's been in worse I assure you
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:52 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
A yellow jackets nest for 1 minute for 1 million$ ?

why do you ask?
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:08 PM EST
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deja vu...

hmmm....what's that curious ringing in my ear?
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:06 PM EST
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You bet!

'Course, I'm going to kill every last yellow jacket first. Beer
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:31 PM EST
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Sounds hawt
CelticBomber Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:39 PM EST
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In a heartbeat! Why would I care if a bunch of yellow jackets get herpes and pregnant. Can I have my money now?
fishinguitarman Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 7:36 AM EST
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Gotta do it first


Then Tom cruise will give it to you after you become a Scientologist
tonygraz Online
#11 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 8:33 AM EST
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So you watched 2-1/2 Men yesterday.
fishinguitarman Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 6:27 PM EST
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Must have missed that one! Love that show!!

What happened?
fishinguitarman Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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Just food for thought

Has anybody ever actually been stung by a yellow jacket?

After the first sting pheromones are released which the others can sense. The rest of the ordeal can be a nightmare!
Countless others will come after you and will chase you if you run and they WILL catch you!

In addition a bee sting is NOTHING compared to a yellow jacket

Even TW would look like he’s hung like a mule
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 7:10 PM EST
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I'd do it but they'd have to understand they're getting a new back door to the hive
tonygraz Online
#15 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 7:43 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Just food for thought

Has anybody ever actually been stung by a yellow jacket?

After the first sting pheromones are released which the others can sense. The rest of the ordeal can be a nightmare!
Countless others will come after you and will chase you if you run and they WILL catch you!

In addition a bee sting is NOTHING compared to a yellow jacket

Even TW would look like he’s hung like a mule



I have. They are nasty. I do not disturb honeybees, bumblebees, wasps and hornets, but Yellow Jackets are on my kill list whenever found. I even have a special poison designed for the in stock.
USNGunner Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 7:48 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Has anybody ever actually been stung by a yellow jacket?


Nope. I had some build a nest under my cedar trees near my beehives. I waited until evening, fired up the push mower with a full tank of gas, and run it over the entrance and left it. Got a beer and enjoyed the evenings festivity's.

Yellow jacket carcasses were going everywhere. It was awesome. When the bodies slowed down to 1 or two every now and then I left the mower going and went in. Came out the next day, moved the mower. Good. I had to do it a few more times as larvae hatched and matured. But I got them all.

[maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh]
Sunoverbeach Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 8:30 PM EST
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Been stung many times and apparently developed an allergy as I got older. I hate them and they all must die
Dg west deptford Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 8:48 PM EST
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Doesn't black works studio make a Yellow jacket? I've had the Green Hornet (not a fan) the killer bee is nice though.
fishinguitarman Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:33 PM EST
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Gunner...just pour gas on em. Gotta kill the queen
USNGunner Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:46 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Gunner...just pour gas on em. Gotta kill the queen
z

I did. After I "mowed" em down. [maniacal laugh]
MACS Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 10:19 PM EST
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Yes I have been stung by yellow jackets. Cousin and I were running around out in the woods and knocked down a tree with a nest. I ran faster than he did and got stung around a dozen times. He went to the hospital.

A million bucks, though... that's a very nice house and a very nice boat.

No.
Gene363 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 10:52 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Just food for thought

Has anybody ever actually been stung by a yellow jacket?

After the first sting pheromones are released which the others can sense. The rest of the ordeal can be a nightmare!
Countless others will come after you and will chase you if you run and they WILL catch you!

In addition a bee sting is NOTHING compared to a yellow jacket

Even TW would look like he’s hung like a mule


Yes, and they are little MFs! Years ago at Cogswell Dam in Kalifornia they had the lake drained and were slucing out silt. There were stranded dead fish all over the lake bottom covered in yellow jackets. One of the maintenance crew member had a baloney sandwich for lunch. He got to talking before he took his next bite, meanwhile a bunch of yellow jackets landed on the baloney, he took another bite without looking and had a mouthful of yellow jackets. They immediately took to the ER and he survived.
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#23 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 12:14 AM EST
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One day while working for my dad we were putting on a new roof someplace. While taking a break, we were chatting and a honey bee flew into his mountain dew bottle. Went to take a drink and zap, got him right in the middle of his bottom lip. He was fine but his lip swelled up big time. When we got home my mom see's him and says "OMG What happened?" Me, being me, took the opportunity to say "Dad started getting mouthy so I had to put him in his place!" (I was maybe 14?) My mom laughed, my dad didn't and I spent that weekend in my room.....
Gene363 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 9:52 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
One day while working for my dad we were putting on a new roof someplace. While taking a break, we were chatting and a honey bee flew into his mountain dew bottle. Went to take a drink and zap, got him right in the middle of his bottom lip. He was fine but his lip swelled up big time. When we got home my mom see's him and says "OMG What happened?" Me, being me, took the opportunity to say "Dad started getting mouthy so I had to put him in his place!" (I was maybe 14?) My mom laughed, my dad didn't and I spent that weekend in my room.....



LOL quick wit.
JadeRose Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 10:19 AM EST
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Would I stick your wing wang in a yellow jacket nest for a million bucks?

Yes.
fishinguitarman Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 11:03 AM EST
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Thanks! No WAIT!!!
tailgater Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 11:58 AM EST
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There's a skeeter on my peter.
whack it off.
tailgater Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 11:59 AM EST
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And you guys be careful with FGM's offer.

I heard he recently stuck a yellow jacket's nest up his butt.
fishinguitarman Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 12:44 PM EST
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So? You stick gators 🐊 up yo tail
tailgater Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 2:51 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
So? You stick gators 🐊 up yo tail


That's a croc!
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 3:42 PM EST
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YES!
delta1 Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 6:42 PM EST
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later
fishinguitarman Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:56 PM EST
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Later gator?
tailgater Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Mar 25 2020, 11:14 AM EST
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In a while.
fishinguitarman Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Mar 25 2020, 1:06 PM EST
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See ya soon raccoon
Panama Red1 Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Mar 31 2020, 1:48 PM EST
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See the feller that took off like a rocket,,he stuck his in a lectric socket !!
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