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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:39 PM EST
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Think

A solid 4.5...but no more...

And only because of our unpreparedness and the economy TANKING , possibley into a REAL DEPRESSION...

I MEAN..THIS AINT NO E.M.P. STRIKE OR GRID DOWN COMPUTER HACK SCENARIO...
NO MARTIAL LAW YET..
NO AIRBORNE VIRUS YET...

WE still have electricity, heat, the mail, groceries are open, we have gas for our cars...
Butt the biggest thing is....

We have R.U.N.N.I.N.G. WATER...
WITHOUT WATER...shhhheeeeeeeeettttt...
You would see pandemonium...
BIGTIME!!!

THIS ain't no YELLOWSTONE CALDERA EXPLOSION WITH BLACK ASH SKIES WITH NO SUN LIGHT OR A TOTAL GRID DOWN EVENT...
OR A EVEN NUCLEAR WINTER...

BUT if thIS cONtiNuES?
And grocErIEs close...and gaS drIEs up...

All hell will break lose...

Bunch of pussies crying about staying home?? that is pure modern free democracy bullcrap... GROW THE F**K UP AND SIT TIGHT YOU WHINNING POOOOOOSIES...

I PITY THE HEALTH WORKERS AND GROCERY STORE WORKERS...THEY ARE GETING SCREWED THE MOST!

Everyone is scared about money and bills..me included..so many lawsuits coming in 12 months it will make your noggin spin like LINDA BLAIR...

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS C**KS IN H3LL...
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:41 PM EST
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No one on or off the barge until the world is OURS!

We need to get a head start on repopulating though. That means no mor prinCe edWard in the cAn for awhile.
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:48 PM EST
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What does the F.U.T.U.R.E. HOLD???

Sounds like many TW & HOT GYPSY GASH OFFSPRING IN THE WORKS!!!

TW IS...THE OMEGA MAN...
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:51 PM EST
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If "MATHIAS" BANGED "DUTCH" IN THE C.A.N....

WOULD "RITCHIE" COME OUT...

9 MONTHS LATER?
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:55 PM EST
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Dunno. But I cAn teLL you Our fuTuRe will be increDibly hanDsomE and PrETtY
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:57 PM EST
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BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:59 PM EST
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More like ...

"Very homely and travelling caravans full of hurtins"
USNGunner Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 7:03 PM EST
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The other shoe is coming.

"Ask not for whom the bells tolls"
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 7:04 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
More like ...

"Very homely and travelling caravans full of hurtins"



If that’s the case I need to stop. No need to create the next round of MaGA
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 7:08 PM EST
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Put the rubbers back on...and keep on bangin' Dem
Hot gypsies...their bought and paid for till August...
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 7:28 PM EST
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Just means in September they are free
Krazeehorse Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Mar 30 2020, 7:59 PM EST
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Or at least come with a rebate. (pun intended)
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Mar 31 2020, 8:51 AM EST
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Just imagine....

If the ELECTRIC GRID GOES DOWN ....

ON TOP OF THE CURRENT SITUATION?

WE ARE SO LUCKY EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE...
HEAT, FOOD, AND RUNNING WATER...
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 6:59 AM EST
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Gov. WOLF OF PA...

NO BACK TO SCHOOL ... INDEFINITELY...

this is gonna be till August at the very least...
USNGunner Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:18 AM EST
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Posts: 4,402
I"m ready. This is my admin configuration. I've got the rest of the "armored up" kit on hot stand by.

Bring on the zombies.

https://i.imgur.com/oknL0QY.jpg
Sunoverbeach Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:35 AM EST
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So close. But direct contact route through unprotected hands. For shame. Shame on you
KingoftheCove Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 9:00 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
I"m ready. This is my admin configuration. I've got the rest of the "armored up" kit on hot stand by.

Bring on the zombies.

https://i.imgur.com/oknL0QY.jpg

Um..............you still need to get the barbed wire up on your fence...
USNGunner Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 10:30 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
So close. But direct contact route through unprotected hands. For shame. Shame on you


Nope. Got gloves too, not wearing those for photos though. Can't replace them right now.
USNGunner Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 10:32 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Um..............you still need to get the barbed wire up on your fence...


Too blatant. There are other layers in place, and even with those I have a stockpile of concertina I can string out to cover the entire inner perimeter of that fence. A standard three layer pyramid.


Anybody coming over that fence is things get ugly is going to be vewy, vewy suhpwised.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 2:24 PM EST
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Claymores? Think
USNGunner Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Claymores? Think


Yep, I love swords.
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 7:46 PM EST
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I have neighbors about 3 doors away...

They are 30?...with one 7-8 year old boy...
They come and go at least every 45 minutes ..
Way more than when life was normal...

WTF?

Stay the **** home...

I sold them a baseball return throw net thingy for $10 bucks yesterday, I got outta the trash for free...prolly $35-40 new..
Barely used...I thought the kid needed something to do...
The still go out every 45 min..I sprayed their $5 and 5 ones with Lysol...still on the pool table for 3 days now...decomtaminating...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:03 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Yep, I love swords.

Ok, that got a chuckle outta me
USNGunner Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:21 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ok, that got a chuckle outta me


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