CarsonTheCat wrote:I know I started off with a CB joke, but in all seriousness, I just got a call from my wife that the neighbor across the street had their garage broken into through a window. Someone stole their deceased son's old motorcycle. Cops over there, finger-printing and taking statements.
The wife (and myself) are pretty creeped out by this, so I ordered a 6 pack of sensor alarms for all the downstairs windows and doors. All 5-Star reviews, so I'm pretty certain I can rely on them to be good and do the job if, God forbid, someone tried to tamper with our windows or doors. The windows already have a pin system them only lets the windows open an inch, but these sensors should add a little extra peace of mind.
Dearest Monsieur or Madame,
I am sorry to inform you that the people who post on this forum have misled you. They are a bunch of grumpy, pig headed, crotchety, foolish, old, bellyaching, cantankerous old git's. Their souls, are legendary. Meaning, we hear about them but, no one has ever spotted one. They are shriveled bitter things. These people will happily shoot you on sight (those that can still see anyway, the rest will just fire in your general direction if they are lucky) if you so much as give their lawn a funny look.
So, while I do understand your frustration. I do not work for CBid and cannot help you.... Unless you have a hot wife or girlfriend. I can guarantee my personal attention in that instance. Otherwise, I suggest you run. Run from this forum as fast as you can before it sucks you in. The people who post here are evil. They will pour well aged Cubans into your hands and drip honeyed words into your ear. This is a trap. They just want to take you camping, use you and never call again. The Bastids. ( Call me John! I miss you!)
In conclusion. While I do feel for you in your current predicament I do NOT work for CBid and cannot help you. I wish you well in your current endeavors and good luck.
Sincerely,
CelticBomber