"Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're Red?
FN-a man!
(FN-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can find a counter-agent quick?
Especially the ones, themselves, of it?
FN-a man!
(FN-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can plan a riot in Vietnam?
Who can have the troops restore the calm?
FN-a man!
(FN-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can buy a government so cheap?
Change a cabinet without a squeak?
FN-a man!
(FN-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can get a budget that's so great?
Who will be the 51st state?
FN-a man!
(FN-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who has got the secret-est Service?
The one that makes the other service nervous?
FN-a man!
(FN-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can cypher anything with zeros?
Not well known, but simply worth the…"