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frankj1 Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 6:09 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Indian sunburns don't ring a bell. It must be a New England term. Wisconsin territory was friends with the savages and the French fur trappers from Canada.

I grew up in Indian head country: the north western part of WI, border between WI and MN. The Mississippi River carves out a profile of an Indian head similar to the NH's crumbled Old Man on the Mountain.

http://www.wisconsinindianhead.org/

Most of us had farmer's tans though. Is that close to an Indian sunburn?


to properly administer an Indian sunburn, you take the victims forearm in both of your hands and, while gripping firmly, twist your hands in opposite directions. If done correctly, it hurts a bit and leaves the tell tale red sunburn on the victim's skin.

Absolutely no idea why it was called that though.
HockeyDad Offline
#52 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 6:11 PM EST
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It was prolly the red skin.

Sounds racist. You need to write a check for reparations.
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#53 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 6:32 PM EST
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but, but...I'm a Member of the Tribe!
HockeyDad Offline
#54 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 6:34 PM EST
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Wrong tribe. Pay up!
frankj1 Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 6:38 PM EST
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HA!
BuckyB93 Offline
#56 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 9:51 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
to properly administer an Indian sunburn, you take the victims forearm in both of your hands and, while gripping firmly, twist your hands in opposite directions. If done correctly, it hurts a bit and leaves the tell tale red sunburn on the victim's skin.

Absolutely no idea why it was called that though.


We called that a snake bite. Just like you, I have no idea where the name came from.

A titty twister though... the name accurately describes the action: pinch the nipple and twist as hard as you can but back away in a defensive stance before retaliation.
frankj1 Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 10:18 PM EST
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this is just further and unnecessary proof that males stop maturing after 8th grade.
that works for me.
BuckyB93 Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 10:37 PM EST
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Yeah, we are a strange species.
BuckyB93 Offline
#59 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2020, 10:37 PM EST
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Fitty NINE!
rfenst Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 6:14 AM EST
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"waffle belly". A summer-camp classic.

Lift up the victim's shirt and cover that person's belly with a tennis racquet. Then, rub a hairbrush over the tennis racquet across the belly, back and forth in a scrubbing motion...

Ouch!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 8:47 AM EST
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Played "Alderball" (named after the schoole) at recess in 7-8th grade. Full court basketball with the only rule being you couldn't throw someone to the asphalt. Other than that, anything goes
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#62 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:16 AM EST
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^jungle ball...
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#63 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:29 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:


A titty twister though... the name accurately describes the action: pinch the nipple and twist as hard as you can but back away in a defensive stance before retaliation.

A purple nurple in some parts of the northern states and Canada...
delta1 Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 6:50 PM EST
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"titty twister" reminds me of a US soccer player who got his nipples twisted by an El Salvadoran player in a Gold Cup match...

poor guy was also bitten on the shoulder in the same match...
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