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cigarsmoke Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Sep 12 2002, 7:00 PM EST
Joined: 07-14-2002
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Last week this came from my mouth "Thats the last of the orders, Honey." I heard myself say, knowing that my open bid log was almost a full page and 80% were winning. Sooo, I make a deal with the UPS guy to drop of the supply in the four wheel drive that is used very sparingly. "Honey, you look tired. Take a long bubble bath, you look like you deserve it." Thats what I say hoping she will give me time to get my box into the house and blended in with the existing smokes. She goes into the master bath and gets her tub ready. I hear her call me. She wants the TV brought into the bathroom. I gladly set it up and act nonchalant. She gets into the tub and reminds me to check the windows on the cars in case it rains. Then she says, "Oh, Sweety don't leave that box in the Suzuki, it probably doesnt help the cigars and then come scrub my back." I turn and run to retrieve my box then go scrub her back. All the time I am wondering am I the spider or the fly in the web. either way I decide LIFE IS GOOD!
bullwinkle Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 12 2002, 7:02 PM EST
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LMAO!!
SteveS Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 12 2002, 7:16 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2002
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damn, that IS funny ... strikes SO close to home.

Sounds like the bath thing could work out tho .... I'm guessing that if we see any flickering lights in the bedroom window tonight, it won't be sparks from a cigar ... lol
Todog Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 12 2002, 7:25 PM EST
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I thought maybe you were going to tell us that you dropped the TV(plugged in) in the bathtub!
delarob Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 13 2002, 5:21 AM EST
Joined: 06-28-2001
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Amateur.
bud451 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 13 2002, 6:14 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
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My wife says "MORE cigars, how many of those damned things do you have now!?"

I look at her...smile...and give her the finger. I then grab a beer and go outside(or downstairs), light up a cigar and forget all about it.

Life IS good!
Mr.Mean Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 13 2002, 6:19 AM EST
Joined: 05-16-2001
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My SO wonders why she gets so sleepy after I cook for her.
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 13 2002, 2:45 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
My wife has recently been a strong supporter of me buying new cigars. It's great! It's been like this for about 3 or 4 months now. Ever since the old UPS driver was replaced by some young guy...
cigarsmoke Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 13 2002, 5:35 PM EST
Joined: 07-14-2002
Posts: 100
What can brown do for you?
daveyg2 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Sep 18 2002, 11:23 AM EST
Joined: 04-24-2002
Posts: 288
cigarsmoke, thats some funny shiznit. she had your number hardcore. hahaha
rayder1 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Sep 18 2002, 5:29 PM EST
Joined: 06-02-2002
Posts: 2,226
It's funny. Every time that little smiley face box arrives at the house (and my wife sees it first), I notice a proportional increase in her E purchases in our monthly statement.

cigarsmoke Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Sep 21 2002, 2:07 AM EST
Joined: 07-14-2002
Posts: 100
UH OH Wife decides to stay home Thursday and "what do ya know" Brown shows up. The delivery was expected (no matter how surprised I act) But what was not expected was the subdriver. The driver was a cigarsmoker and we talked while I gawked (she was beautiful) those brown shorts had never caught my eye before. No matter what I say, wifeypoo doesnt believe this is the first time I have seen driver. Furthermore, I now have to order more gars so the regular driver will show up and prove my point. LIFE IS GOOD
leon123 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Sep 21 2002, 4:38 AM EST
Joined: 08-24-2002
Posts: 88
Is it just me?


I could not find shiznit in the dictionary? What so ever do it mean. I'm not down wif dat. Who are you trying to impress, in case you didn't notice this is not the MTV forum.


Wookin Pa Nub..........Leon
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