Tried to ship some gars today at UPS and they asked me "What's in the box?"
I'm a horrible liar, so I said, "A handful of cigars" ...
They told me "We don't ship tobacco products"
I said, "That's funny, I get them shipped UPS to me all the time"
She said "That's only from a company that has a license"
I said "WTFs the difference? It's still shipping cigars"
She said " WE DON"T SHIP CIGARS"