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C.B.P. interCepTs 3 LBS OF BAT MEAT @ duLLes intl.aiRport
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Apr 16 2022, 10:27 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
horse Gonz Think

Some hurtin' unit coming in from GHANA ...
HAD 3 POUNDS of dried "bat meat" in his luggage? Carry-on? And was caught by the
U.S. customs boarder patrol unit at Dulles intl. Airport this week...
Usually called "bush meat" ...it is a staple and delicacy for Ghana peeps...
It is outlawed in the U.S. because it can harbor nasty ass diseases that that HOP TO THE HUMAN GENOME and cause another pandemic...or BUBONIC EBONIC PLAGUE...

ITS LIKE DUDE .. COME-ON...can't you just go buy a McDonald's double quarter pounder when you get here and call it a day?..

WTF???

Thank G.O.D. some U.S.federal law enforcement agency is doing what they are supposed to do for once ..
Unlike the FBI-SSG DIVISION of murdering thieving psychotic agents of criminal activity finesse EXTROIDINAIRE's....
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 6:35 PM EST
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Posts: 19,431
Frrrrraaaaaannnnnkkkkkeeeeeee??????
frankj1 Online
#3 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 6:42 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,222
two days Y.O.G.I.?
Two days???

You didn't write. You didn't call.

I was worried sick.

And NOW you call for help?

I have a bat. Always carry it with me.

All set.
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 6:55 PM EST
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Knock it....

Outta the park!!!

Fraannnnkiieeee
frankj1 Online
#5 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 9:07 PM EST
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HA!
izonfire Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 11:00 PM EST
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Posts: 8,647
You might have to choke up on it…
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 19 2022, 9:19 AM EST
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Abracadabra
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RayR Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 19 2022, 11:20 AM EST
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,898
Does "HOP TO THE HUMAN GENOME" mean that it'll turn peeps into Bat People? 🦇👯
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 19 2022, 3:58 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
Yes

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It does...
JadeRose Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Apr 19 2022, 5:14 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
I enjoy eating a little "bush meat" occasionally
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Apr 19 2022, 7:23 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
You are...."batty" boi....
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