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Last post 25 months ago by Dg west deptford. 4 replies replies.
I asked a "spanky backward hat lesbo and her date" to please move down ...
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
One seat at the bar at the local Mexican restaurant....she looked at the lipstick blond who looked to her right at a fat old fossil man she would be sitting next to if they moved down one seat...and she frowned big-time....then spanky said " sorry bro...no can do"...

WTF?

I move down to make room at a bar all the time, it's no big deal...but the lipstick gash eater put the kibosh on the slide down....

I was pissed !!!

I almost said "o.k. spanky , thanks for nuttin' ".... but I held back...the other couple left in two minutes and we got two seats....

Spanky's are a pain in the ass with major chips on their shoulders...they bug me just in general principle...

Oh well, we got our seats and had dinner w/o their help...
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
Maybe ??

I shoulda said:

"tell DARLA, YO' DATE...THANKS A PANT LOAD"

OR

"ALFALFA AND FROGGY ARE COMING soon and we need more seats"
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
bartender shoulda been thinking of the benefit for him/her/them
Dg west deptford Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
Next time get your lady friend to smile, flirt & chat her/they up then buy 'em both drinks...

On 2nd thought

Do NOT do that!

Bigger mistakes cannot be made

Shweeew! That was close. The slide down trap is a nasty one!

You dodged a bullet again Jones
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