Several cop cars chased this black dude in a car around Akron OHIO...
Kid stopped, got out and ran away...
8 -10 fat outta shape donut eating cops couldn't catch
Eeeeeeeeeeemmm'....
So they all opened up on his sorry ass with like 8-10 pistols...
Shot the dude 60 times?
He gotta be S.W.I.S.S. CHEESE AFTER THAT...HE BE ALPINE LACE FO' SHO'...
What the hell was the crime?
WHY DID they all open fire on this guy?
I didn't read the article...