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what to do with a lousy cigar or cigars
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 5:09 AM EST
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put them in an empty gallon milk jar. fill with water and let it sit for a week or so. filter it and put it in a spray bottle to spray plants. it will chase away bugs and wont hurt the plants and you won't be stuck smoking a lousy cigar.
bigstookie Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 5:49 AM EST
Joined: 01-22-2000
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If its an extremely nasty cigar,like the Lone Wolf Signature series, I would suggest shredding a box of these dog turds and sprinkling them around the foundation of your house to keep insects out. If you were unlucky enough to win them, hopefully you got them cheap like I did. The cost of these is about the same as some good insecticide and I don't have to worry about my dog getting in to it.
bud451 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 6:09 AM EST
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Compost pile
robnsue Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 6:13 AM EST
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FIREPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stantheman Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 7:14 AM EST
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Find a girlfriend named Monica.
CL Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 8:08 AM EST
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Ha! Go Slick Willie!
crbhoss Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 6:16 PM EST
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keep them around to give to my non-cigar smoking friends. they don't know the diffrence
Slimboli Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, May 7 2001, 7:35 PM EST
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.... smoke one once in awhile to remind me of why I don't get caught up in CB Bids, unless I know what I'm doing ...
Palama Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 8:52 PM EST
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Slimboli wrote:
.... smoke one once in awhile to remind me of why I don't get caught up in CB Bids, unless I know what I'm doing ...


Words of franking wisdom! Applause
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 9:11 PM EST
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I've given away a few. Full disclosure provided at the time of giving though
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 9:16 PM EST
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I’ve got a little stash. I’ll smoke one here and there. Feels wrong to give away. Feels wrong to not smoke. Tastes like I should not smoke
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 9:17 PM EST
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I feel that f warning given and ignored. Giftig guilt is annulled.
LeeBot Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 9:26 PM EST
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I just gave Tele a Gurkha 125th Ani as a gag with the other (better) cigars I sent him. I warned him. I still feel guilty though ...

I usually find the right circumstances to either smoke stuff or give it to someone I know is just going to waste the cigar anyway. I have a few dog rockets I am thinking about giving to a noob, with ample warning, because (a) you never know, they may like them, and (b) maybe it will save him from actually spending money to find out he doesn't like them.
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 9:29 PM EST
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what about one that was supposedly good, but came with a split wrapper and could not be lit or drawn???
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 9:31 PM EST
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Chew it delta. That’s the last option in order to waste nothing
Sunoverbeach Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 9:36 PM EST
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Stuff it in your pipe and smoke it

This has reminded me of bombing Carson with various Gurkhas. I might have felt guilty, except I was too busy laughing. Yes he was warned. He specifically requested them. Someone else responded to his request too. Poor Cat
Stogie1020 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Aug 7 2022, 11:35 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
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That was me, SOB, and if I recall he got pretty sick shortly thereafter and quit cigars.

He still pops in here every meow and then.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Aug 8 2022, 5:09 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Dang, did we almost kill Carson? I'm not feline very good about that
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