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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 7:19 AM EST
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We should be welcoming baby Gall Bladder Bruce into the world before noon today.We've kept the baby's gender in the dark..............we're going to let "IT" decide during its formative pre-teen years.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 9:09 AM EST
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What if it's the antichrist?
Stogie1020 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 11:19 AM EST
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Iffin it's born stoned, CPS is going to take it away...

Good luck!
RiverRatRuss Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 11:33 AM EST
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Well if it comes out smoking a pipe or blunt and not a cigar I'd name "It" Cheech, then in the teen years it won't matter the gender the name will fit!!! Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 4:05 PM EST
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am I missing the joke or are you having more surgery Ron?
What an attention ho you are!
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 4:29 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
am I missing the joke or are you having more surgery Ron?
What an attention ho you are!


Sucks at grammar, too...
Whistlebritches Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 4:45 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
am I missing the joke or are you having more surgery Ron?
What an attention ho you are!



Yes Frank had my GB removed,had been bothering me for several years and wasn't going to risk another 90 bus ride to the erupted its gone
Gene363 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 4:48 PM EST
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If you are having Gall Bladder surgery I hope it goes well. Had mine out a few years ago. What an improvement! Though they did it with the three small incisions, mine was infected and the 45-minute outpatient surgery took almost four hours and cost five days in the hospital, but it was the exception.
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 4:56 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Sucks at grammar, too...



This is a discount cigar forum full of cigar smoking,knuckle dragging booze hounds and you wanna play **** ing grammar crossing guard...............OK put on your fancy little vest,grab that cute little paddle that says stop and give me a **** ing break
Whistlebritches Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 5:08 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
If you are having Gall Bladder surgery I hope it goes well. Had mine out a few years ago. What an improvement! Though they did it with the three small incisions, mine was infected and the 45-minute outpatient surgery took almost four hours and cost five days in the hospital, but it was the exception.



Yea I think I have 4 incisions, hopefully all infection free.Mine wasn't outpatient unfortunately, been in the hospital since Monday evening,should be going home tomorrow.
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 6:14 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
This is a discount cigar forum full of cigar smoking,knuckle dragging booze hounds and you wanna play **** ing grammar crossing guard...............OK put on your fancy little vest,grab that cute little paddle that says stop and give me a **** ing break


Don't get mad at me because you didn't learn what you should have in school.

Now you've went and lost your damn mind... LOL
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 6:25 PM EST
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The procedure is 3 incisions, the 4th one is the β€œwedding knot” I paid the doctor for….
Gene363 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 6:26 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Yea I think I have 4 incisions, hopefully all infection free.Mine wasn't outpatient unfortunately, been in the hospital since Monday evening,should be going home tomorrow.


Did they insert stints? Poking a scope down into your stomach and then the intestines to connect the bile feed from the liver? The Doc I was assigned for this failed and rather than repeate the process I had a drain tube I had to deal with for about 6 weeks.

I felt so much better afterward. My diet needed to change, I cannot take real greasy food and late eating is not a good idea.

[-o< all goes well amd you get out soon, a hospital is no place to get rest.
deadeyedick Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 6:27 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Don't get mad at me because you didn't learn what you should have in school.

Now you've went and lost your damn mind... LOL



Prolly a very small incision for that. Hope you are healed up soon.
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 6:34 PM EST
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Good advise Gene.

And Ron does need a lot of beauty rest.
Palama Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 7:08 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
We should be welcoming baby Gall Bladder Bruce into the world before noon today.We've kept the baby's gender in the dark..............we're going to let "IT" decide during its formative pre-teen years.


After a very cursory read, I told Patti that you and Annie were gonna have another grandchild. Then I went back, re-read it and hadda backtrack. d'oh!

Happy recovery.
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 7:38 PM EST
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Mine.. GB ...has been @ 30%-18% for 15yrs...

It's been bugging me for 6+months now several times a week...

I have a big belly button hernia too for 20 yrs.. .

&

I also have a massive neck goiter and a hunchback ....
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Do they still remove the GB through arthroscopic surgery?
And enter through belly button? And blow up gas through that hole?
Where else do the cut?
Do they put "mesh" at the end at the belly button entry cut to stop the hernia's from popping back out?
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 7:38 PM EST
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grammar crossing guard!
You're funnier without your gall bladder.
HA!
Whistlebritches Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 9:53 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Don't get mad at me because you didn't learn what you should have in school.

Now you've went and lost your damn mind... LOL


Blame the morphine........not the player
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 10:03 PM EST
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Glad you're still posting.. ThumpUp
Whistlebritches Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 10:22 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Did they insert stints? Poking a scope down into your stomach and then the intestines to connect the bile feed from the liver? The Doc I was assigned for this failed and rather than repeate the process I had a drain tube I had to deal with for about 6 weeks.

I felt so much better afterward. My diet needed to change, I cannot take real greasy food and laye eating is not a good idea.

Pray all goes well amd you get out soon, a hospital is no place to get rest.




No but the surgeon made sure I knew of the possibilities............that stuff damn sure gave me pause but I had little choice.

Hell yea I feel better now.Doc told me everybody's gut reacted negatively to something after this procedure but greasy pretty much **** ed with everybody's.

Looking good for the trip home tomorrow for some much needed rest

Thanks Gene
Whistlebritches Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 10:24 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
After a very cursory read, I told Patti that you and Annie were gonna have another grandchild. Then I went back, re-read it and hadda backtrack. d'oh!

Happy recovery.




Blame it on MACS
Mike3316 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 10:31 PM EST
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Have a good and quick recovery. So far my GB is intact ... which is more than i can say about my appendix. Lol
Whistlebritches Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 10:41 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
grammar crossing guard!
You're funnier without your gall bladder.
HA!



Maybe that's what's been holding me back..........and here all this time I thought it was my grammar
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2022, 10:53 PM EST
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grammar was a sweetheart
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